Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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I'm gonna have to call fake on this one.
Hilarious other than the fact that it brings up the question of why you're neighbors wouldn't think it was consensual to begin with
Fake...probably played with himself while watching an Obama speech...
I call bullshit, total bullshit.
I loved when guys use some form of "rail" to describe sex. Turns me on.
Totally made up
Fake and not funny.
I'm calling BS on this
lemme guess she was secretly a supermodel and her lesbian friends came too? cmon mods wtf is going on
Smell that? I smell BULLSHIT!
I don't care if it's true or not. It made me laugh which is why I have this App.
Fuck Obama. Who was worse him or regan
The douchers who call fake are obviously jealous, have no game and are most likely fat ugly virgins. Just saying
Hi! I don't care what you think of my physical appearance or my sex life. I live in italy. Italian girls scream/moan in italian, even if they don't know the guy's language. I'm really not jealous but still calling fake. Or "wtf did she take?"
Maybe she liked the bob the builder show
Who fucking cares if it's fake. It's funny. If you don't like it, GTFO.
Very funny, and VERY fake!
Even if this is fake, it made me laugh.
@azalus \nUs fat ugly virgins don't like to be associated with the fakers
Who gives a fuck if it's fake? It's still fucking hilarious!!
Fake. Fake. Fake. And...FAKE.
Yeah...except I am doubting any girl from Italy would have sex with someone from Tallahassee, she could do better.
No Italian girl knows what tallahassee is. But they'd all be turned on simply because he's from the US.\n(It's a fake tho... Italian girls scream in italian if they don't speak the guy's language)
mazanco, what did you do, decide to give your opinion on everyones post?..nobody gives a shit if you 'say' you're from italy...this is the internet...people can say whatever they want and it doesn't matter so stfu!
I'm guessing the people who are call bullshit on this one are anti-Obama.
reppin the 850
That would make me lose my boner sooooooo fast...
She should offically be called a citizan now ha
Too wordy to be funny. Something like "dude. Just fucked an Italian chick. Knew only random slogans in English. Neighbors heard 'yes we can' A LOT."
Fake or not, it's funny as hell
Fake but sooooooooooooo funny.
I agree longone
Good point Phys. OP must be from Peru.
Wombat amen to that
The sad part is that there ARE actually people in Italy who don't know English beyond Obama's campaign slogan. How one would a) find an Italian-only speaking girl in Florida or b) hook up with her is beyond me.
Because you make a habit out of raping girls?