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  • I'm gonna have to call fake on this one.

    Submitted by citizenkane on Jun 8, 10 at 11:22am
  • Hilarious other than the fact that it brings up the question of why you're neighbors wouldn't think it was consensual to begin with

    Submitted by Phys on Jun 8, 10 at 11:23am
  • Fake...probably played with himself while watching an Obama speech...

    Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:33pm
  • I call bullshit, total bullshit.

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 8, 10 at 11:25am
  • I loved when guys use some form of "rail" to describe sex. Turns me on.

    Submitted by heartthrob on Jun 8, 10 at 2:12pm
  • Totally made up

    Submitted by SoonerXX on Jun 8, 10 at 12:11pm
  • Fake and not funny.

    Submitted by fuggedaboudit on Jun 8, 10 at 11:49pm
  • lemme guess she was secretly a supermodel and her lesbian friends came too? cmon mods wtf is going on

    Submitted by sequioa on Jun 8, 10 at 3:26pm
  • I'm calling BS on this

    Submitted by Swirv on Jun 8, 10 at 12:01pm
  • Smell that? I smell BULLSHIT!

    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 8, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Mhahahahaha perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 10 at 11:21am
  • I don't care if it's true or not. It made me laugh which is why I have this App.

    Submitted by C_Lo420 on Jun 8, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Fuck Obama. Who was worse him or regan

    Submitted by taydal11 on Jun 8, 10 at 6:14pm
  • The douchers who call fake are obviously jealous, have no game and are most likely fat ugly virgins. Just saying

    Submitted by azalus on Jun 8, 10 at 7:23pm
    • Hi! I don't care what you think of my physical appearance or my sex life. I live in italy. Italian girls scream/moan in italian, even if they don't know the guy's language. I'm really not jealous but still calling fake. Or "wtf did she take?"

      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:09pm
  • Very funny, and VERY fake!

    Submitted by wombatt on Jun 8, 10 at 4:21pm
  • Who fucking cares if it's fake. It's funny. If you don't like it, GTFO.

    Submitted by dinosaurus on Jun 8, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Maybe she liked the bob the builder show

    Submitted by wantfavorites on Jun 14, 10 at 11:17pm
  • Fuck Obama.

    Submitted by longone on Jun 8, 10 at 12:13pm
  • @azalus \nUs fat ugly virgins don't like to be associated with the fakers

    Submitted by crackajake on Jun 8, 10 at 10:41pm
  • Who gives a fuck if it's fake? It's still fucking hilarious!!

    Submitted by pooponthedog on Jun 8, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Even if this is fake, it made me laugh.

    Submitted by t0xicred on Jun 8, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Fake. Fake. Fake. And...FAKE.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 8, 10 at 6:42pm
  • Teabag Obama!

    Submitted by stellablue on Jun 9, 10 at 9:04pm
  • Yeah...except I am doubting any girl from Italy would have sex with someone from Tallahassee, she could do better.

    Submitted by aquafina88 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:51am
    • No Italian girl knows what tallahassee is. But they'd all be turned on simply because he's from the US.\n(It's a fake tho... Italian girls scream in italian if they don't speak the guy's language)

      Submitted by Mazanco on Jun 9, 10 at 10:06pm
      • mazanco, what did you do, decide to give your opinion on everyones post?..nobody gives a shit if you 'say' you're from italy...this is the internet...people can say whatever they want and it doesn't matter so stfu!

        Submitted by amstel97 on Jan 8, 11 at 10:21pm
  • Fake or not, it's funny as hell

    Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:27am
  • reppin the 850

    Submitted by thegreendynamic on Sep 3, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Really though.....?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 8, 10 at 11:28am
  • Epic overload!!!

    Submitted by XZero on Jun 8, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Maybe she liked the bob the builder show

    Submitted by wantfavorites on Jun 15, 10 at 10:31pm
  • That would make me lose my boner sooooooo fast...

    Submitted by chucktownbluv on Jun 10, 10 at 12:35am
  • She should offically be called a citizan now ha

    Submitted by margg_81 on Jun 8, 10 at 5:03pm
  • Fake but sooooooooooooo funny.

    Submitted by connormead on Jun 8, 10 at 11:06pm
  • Wombat amen to that

    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 8, 10 at 8:57pm
  • I'm guessing the people who are call bullshit on this one are anti-Obama.

    Submitted by jaidebug8 on Jul 1, 10 at 4:02pm
  • Too wordy to be funny. Something like "dude. Just fucked an Italian chick. Knew only random slogans in English. Neighbors heard 'yes we can' A LOT."

    Submitted by soup84 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:12pm
  • I agree longone

    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 9, 10 at 2:11am
  • Good point Phys. OP must be from Peru.

    Submitted by donkeydong on Jun 8, 10 at 11:43am
  • The sad part is that there ARE actually people in Italy who don't know English beyond Obama's campaign slogan. How one would a) find an Italian-only speaking girl in Florida or b) hook up with her is beyond me.

    Submitted by texacomasochist on Jun 11, 10 at 6:47am
  • Fiction

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 6:51am
  • Because you make a habit out of raping girls?

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Feb 13, 11 at 1:46am
  • Frickin hilarious.

    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 8, 10 at 8:17pm