Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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Yes because girls are replaceable! Beer is not!
Maybe he broke up with her because she tries to hump the wrong part of his body
get the hose...
I wonder if she's desperate...
She is preggo and he IS the father
Sounds like he might need to shake a little harder then!
Been there but had a bottle of Jack.
Best text I've seen in a while.
Save the beer! Dump the skank
bitch can't you see, fall back away from me
I feel like I've seen this happen before...