God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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And like land mines, the shit hits the fan if you accidentally step on them.
I've witnessed a birth, and I'm pretty sure a landmine would be easier on the lady's personal parts than a baby busting out of there.
Wait til you find out about the one in your belly
Screaming land mines of pure pooping diapers
Sounds like someones period is late!
Well better start tossing rocks!
Sounds like you're looking for a staircase.
Sounds like someones later for their period!
How I Met Your Mother, Episode 1. Not so original.
How do you think their mothers feel?
Yeah, EXACTLY like fucking land mines!