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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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And like land mines, the shit hits the fan if you accidentally step on them.
I've witnessed a birth, and I'm pretty sure a landmine would be easier on the lady's personal parts than a baby busting out of there.
Wait til you find out about the one in your belly
Sounds like someones period is late!
Well better start tossing rocks!
How I Met Your Mother, Episode 1. Not so original.
Sounds like you're looking for a staircase.
Screaming land mines of pure pooping diapers
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Sounds like someones later for their period!
Yeah, EXACTLY like fucking land mines!
How do you think their mothers feel?
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