Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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Every single weekend should end up exactly like that on Sunday morning.
The man is smart. He has woken up in a pile of people before. The only cure is bacon.
I don't think 7 pounds of bacon is enough.
That scenario is pure unadulterated awesome!
What are the rest of the people gonna eat.
I think this needs to happen in my life
Who doesn't love bacon? If you don't, you're unAmerican that's all I know!