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  • 124 21
    Submitted by darkmatter on Sep 22, 12 at 10:21am
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    Abstinence-only sex ed is a terrible thing.

  • 107 15
    Submitted by 100proofwoman on Sep 22, 12 at 2:38pm
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    Make him pay for it, save it for when you actually need it?

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 22, 12 at 10:24am
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    I know what this is like because I was 18 and paranoid once upon a time, too. Tell him to relax. You can't get pregnant from being fingered unless there was jizz or precum on the guy's fingers. Your b/f is possibly a fine young man but he really needs to deal with his guilt feelings around sex.

    • 9 13
      Submitted by polacke on Sep 23, 12 at 8:03am
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      so much win!

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    Submitted by adrianE3C on Sep 22, 12 at 8:51pm
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    sounds like a virgin to me

  • 22 14
    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Sep 22, 12 at 8:48pm
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    this sounds more like you're in Jr high not college. then again some college students can be this stupid lol.

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    Submitted by thirrteen on Sep 23, 12 at 9:37am
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    Uh, sweetie...that wasn't my finger...it was my thumb.

  • 16 15
    Submitted by MsNissa on Sep 23, 12 at 10:31am
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    #FAIL

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 2, 12 at 12:38am
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    Ahhhh stupid little virgin freshmen. So hilarious. Besides him being half retarded its just sad that there are 18 y/o s out there that dont know a thing about sex. I simply cant believe it. Like come on man, get educated. Learn the facts. I just feel sorry for the kid. He's going to have a rough sex life I can already tell

  • 20 50
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Sep 22, 12 at 1:11pm
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    I once thought I was pregnant from my bf laying on top of me naked. I was 15. I had no clue about sex lol. I wasn't even naked!

  • 34 90
    Submitted by karazyboys on Sep 22, 12 at 11:23am
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    Um if all you did was get fingered, you need to find a real man.... I'll raw dawg that ass and give you a reason for a trip to the pharmacy!

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    Submitted by Madcritter on Sep 22, 12 at 8:50pm
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    better safe than sorry because if you have sort of good feelings in your hell hope you will get pregnant and then you will die.

  • 13 65
    Submitted by finalflash08 on Sep 22, 12 at 9:59am
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    The dude is just playing safe. No paranoia whatsoever!

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      Submitted by hurtsogood on Sep 22, 12 at 11:58am
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      So you're the one who fingered her.

      • 8 7
        Submitted by finalflash08 on Sep 22, 12 at 5:00pm
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        Good guess but no lol.