they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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However, after they handcuffed you, he proceeded to unzip his own pants...
I've seen this before..it sucks because on paper it sounds awesome but in real life its a nono aside from you can't go for it or you'll be fired if not arrested since she's too fucked up to give consent and sometimes its just a sad sight seeing someone brought so low
Damn dude. Made it real.
I actually laughed out loud at this...... :)
You obviously made this screen name, I've seen out before this nonsense. You used the same screen name as in your normal life. A real stalker would have found you already. All your brother did was point out the painfully obvious. You didn't have enough sense to use an alias on here. So yes, I'm calling you a dumbass. On this occasion only.
Read my reply below. Thanks, "GA_Peach". Have a great evening, ma'am! =)
Wow, nice novel. My screen name is a name that I use on sites like this, on facebook it's my first initial, last name and then year of birth or wedding. I was born and raised on the Georgia coast, so my name fits I'm just not easily stalker bait.
my sister has da best little brother in da world! shes on face book just search scbeauty1983. peace
Fuck you, you fat asshole! Does anyone know how to delete comments on the Android App??? O_o
ooh very nice
Hey unoriginal a real stalker would have already found you, dumbass not using an alias. You can't delete comments.
But, you CAN delete a Faceplant account
I'll be changing my Facebook alias ASAP, that's for fucking sure!
You know what? I'm not changing a fucking thing! My Facebook is set to the highest privacy setting, so anyone trying to stalk me on FB would only see my one profile picture, my birthday and state of residence, which is in my screen name anyway, and that I'm in the Maternal/Fetal Medicine field and in school for Internal Medicine. Everything else is invisible to people who aren't on my Friends List.
Call me naive, but I'm just who I am, and I refuse to hide behind some random BS screen name. So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it! =)
What??? Are you calling ME a dumbass? WTFudge?!?!?
Lmao that is hilarious!!!!
Don't worry too much sc... I've had my little brother do that to girls I've been trying to get with. Most annoying shit in the world, but not too bad.
Too funny sc, could b worse, at least ur name on here is true :)
To have a different username on EVERY SINGLE WEBSITE I go on is ridiculous... I'd never remember which went to each site.
She wanted a cockmeatsandwich