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  • Submitted by boogerbutt on Apr 16, 12 at 4:09pm

    However, after they handcuffed you, he proceeded to unzip his own pants...

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 16, 12 at 5:05pm

      I've seen this before..it sucks because on paper it sounds awesome but in real life its a nono aside from you can't go for it or you'll be fired if not arrested since she's too fucked up to give consent and sometimes its just a sad sight seeing someone brought so low

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    Submitted by paigealicia on Apr 17, 12 at 3:18am

    I actually laughed out loud at this...... :)

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 17, 12 at 11:38am

    You obviously made this screen name, I've seen out before this nonsense. You used the same screen name as in your normal life. A real stalker would have found you already. All your brother did was point out the painfully obvious. You didn't have enough sense to use an alias on here. So yes, I'm calling you a dumbass. On this occasion only.

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      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 17, 12 at 9:50pm

      Read my reply below. Thanks, "GA_Peach". Have a great evening, ma'am! =)

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 17, 12 at 11:55pm

        Wow, nice novel. My screen name is a name that I use on sites like this, on facebook it's my first initial, last name and then year of birth or wedding. I was born and raised on the Georgia coast, so my name fits I'm just not easily stalker bait.

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    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 16, 12 at 8:25pm

    She wanted a cockmeatsandwich

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    Submitted by shirbsiren on Apr 16, 12 at 4:02pm

    That's awesome!

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    Submitted by Malicius on Apr 16, 12 at 4:49pm

    Tjadda gurl

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    Submitted by monkers on Apr 16, 12 at 10:51pm

    Don't worry too much sc... I've had my little brother do that to girls I've been trying to get with. Most annoying shit in the world, but not too bad.

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    Submitted by krummit on Apr 16, 12 at 11:27pm

    Lmao that is hilarious!!!!

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    Submitted by blondecanuck on Apr 16, 12 at 11:48pm

    Too funny sc, could b worse, at least ur name on here is true :)

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      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 17, 12 at 11:24am

      To have a different username on EVERY SINGLE WEBSITE I go on is ridiculous... I'd never remember which went to each site.

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    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 16, 12 at 8:45pm

    my sister has da best little brother in da world! shes on face book just search scbeauty1983. peace

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      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 16, 12 at 8:48pm

      Fuck you, you fat asshole! Does anyone know how to delete comments on the Android App??? O_o

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 16, 12 at 9:11pm

        ooh very nice

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 17, 12 at 12:38am

        Hey unoriginal a real stalker would have already found you, dumbass not using an alias. You can't delete comments.

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          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 17, 12 at 4:46am

          But, you CAN delete a Faceplant account

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            Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 17, 12 at 11:26am

            I'll be changing my Facebook alias ASAP, that's for fucking sure!

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              Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 17, 12 at 9:46pm

              You know what? I'm not changing a fucking thing! My Facebook is set to the highest privacy setting, so anyone trying to stalk me on FB would only see my one profile picture, my birthday and state of residence, which is in my screen name anyway, and that I'm in the Maternal/Fetal Medicine field and in school for Internal Medicine. Everything else is invisible to people who aren't on my Friends List.

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                Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 17, 12 at 9:47pm

                Call me naive, but I'm just who I am, and I refuse to hide behind some random BS screen name. So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it! =)

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          Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 17, 12 at 11:17am

          What??? Are you calling ME a dumbass? WTFudge?!?!?