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  • 81 34
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Mar 1, 13 at 1:30pm

    Run. NOW.

  • 75 40
    Submitted by crockpot on Mar 1, 13 at 9:52am

    Haha, bet you unloaded your man gravy in her all the same.

  • 67 38
    Submitted by porksword on Mar 1, 13 at 1:13pm

    Anal is all natural birth control.

  • 62 40
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 1, 13 at 3:33pm

    This is why we use condoms. *facepalm*

  • 48 41
    Submitted by bigjwin on Mar 1, 13 at 1:17pm

    No. No don’t wind her up, because that’s a big gun and she’s baby crazy.

    • 33 31
      Submitted by joliene on Mar 4, 13 at 10:57am

      Baby crazy?! I dumped YOU because you're dragging around a thirty year old UMBILICAL CORD!!!

  • 48 42
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 1, 13 at 11:45am

    Another one playing father roulette.