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  • Submitted by ArcherISIS on Nov 29, 10 at 1:37pm

    The only way that is possible is if you twist it and shove it down your throat. It is the size of a hair band, and it is stiff. I call BULLSHIT

    • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 2:19pm

      moderators are to blame

    • Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:39am

      Besides that, who wouldn't notice that there was something non-vag in origin in their mouth? Pretty sure it'd be me at least.

      • Submitted by RyanM on Nov 30, 10 at 1:57am

        OP was really, REALLY into it. lol

  • Submitted by Michguy on Nov 29, 10 at 2:06pm

    I call fake.

  • Submitted by cakersina on Nov 29, 10 at 1:25pm

    and I just swallowed my own puke over this. Effin disgusting.

    • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 4:16am

      better than someone else's, I guess

  • Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Nov 29, 10 at 1:35pm

    Guess you won't be getting anyone pregnant for awhile...

  • Submitted by Ash77 on Nov 29, 10 at 10:30pm

    Right, and I accidentally swallowed a condom. Dude. Get a clue. I doubt that you've even seen a vagina at this point.

  • Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 29, 10 at 5:41pm

    Umm doesn't get much worse, oh. Except for the fact that we all know your full of crap and that this is fake. You're fired

  • Submitted by fearnaught44 on Nov 29, 10 at 4:58pm

    Bull crap. It would be close to impossible to actually swallow it unless you twisted it and shoved it down, where it would have untwisted and lodged in your throat.

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 29, 10 at 3:47pm

    I couldve choked on her nuva ring and died. That's how my night could've been worse.

  • Submitted by nmstew on Nov 29, 10 at 1:27pm


  • Submitted by waterdrops on Nov 29, 10 at 1:39pm

    Really f-ing gross...

  • Submitted by Silent on Dec 1, 10 at 10:13pm

    BS. a nuva ring is way to stiff to swallow.

  • Submitted by reply_ on Nov 30, 10 at 10:52am

    doesn't that release femine hormones? so you might have some strange effects.

  • Submitted by RedHeadedHottie on Nov 30, 10 at 12:58pm

    Okay, it is pretty obvious that you cannot swallow a fucking nuva-ring! I have one, and the only time it ever came out was a one time deal from physical sex itself! Not oral!! And it's stiff to so theres no way you would have not noticed this plastic thing in your mouth before "accidentally" Swallowing it!!! BULLSHIT

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      Submitted by MadMariah on Oct 7, 11 at 12:38pm

      Only time it ever came out... Girl you know you have to switch them out for them to be affective, right? LOL :) JK we knew what you meant. But agreed. Also a nuva user, there's no way you could swallow that thing...

  • Submitted by kid_lizette on Nov 29, 10 at 2:54pm


  • Submitted by britt2397 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:01pm

    Omg. Hahaha this is hilarious

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 1:37pm

    Jesus fucking Christ ...

  • Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 12:14pm

    Even if this were true, which it's not, how is getting pussy a bad night?

  • Submitted by 7138514054 on Dec 9, 10 at 12:19am

    Bullshit. It's like 2 inches in diameter. Fuck face.

  • Submitted by ferbreeezy on Dec 8, 10 at 11:40pm

    Uh. Fail. You'd have to reach up there and stick it in your mouth. Plus, you'd know because you'd be CHOKING ON IT.

  • Submitted by genoahh on Dec 8, 10 at 10:24am

    That's impossible. I can barely get my Nuva Ring in my vag! It is definitely not going down someone's throat. It's a rather large ring, and you have to pinch it to fit it in.

  • Submitted by bitchfaceee on Dec 1, 10 at 12:18am

    Omfg fake!

  • Submitted by korii on Dec 22, 10 at 7:33pm

    If your head was that deep, please convince her to see a doctor

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 10 at 7:16pm

    It has happened. An intense orgasm during oral and finger stimulation can let it go.

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 1, 10 at 3:31am

    Guy was probably high and wasted thinking he did this. Or probably wanted to shut up his whinny bitchy friend bitchingly pmsing about their bad night. -shrugs- that's my take. Though I love how it grossed enough people here. :)!!

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    Submitted by xxpinkxx on Aug 26, 12 at 1:07pm

    Oh good, everybody else already called bullshit so I don't have to. Excellent.