I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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The only way that is possible is if you twist it and shove it down your throat. It is the size of a hair band, and it is stiff. I call BULLSHIT
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Besides that, who wouldn't notice that there was something non-vag in origin in their mouth? Pretty sure it'd be obvious...to me at least.
OP was really, REALLY into it. lol
I call fake.
and I just swallowed my own puke over this. Effin disgusting.
better than someone else's, I guess
Guess you won't be getting anyone pregnant for awhile...
Right, and I accidentally swallowed a condom. Dude. Get a clue. I doubt that you've even seen a vagina at this point.
Umm doesn't get much worse, oh. Except for the fact that we all know your full of crap and that this is fake. You're fired
Bull crap. It would be close to impossible to actually swallow it unless you twisted it and shoved it down, where it would have untwisted and lodged in your throat.
I couldve choked on her nuva ring and died. That's how my night could've been worse.
Really f-ing gross...
BS. a nuva ring is way to stiff to swallow.
doesn't that release femine hormones? so you might have some strange effects.
Okay, it is pretty obvious that you cannot swallow a fucking nuva-ring! I have one, and the only time it ever came out was a one time deal from physical sex itself! Not oral!! And it's stiff to so theres no way you would have not noticed this plastic thing in your mouth before "accidentally" Swallowing it!!! BULLSHIT
Only time it ever came out... Girl you know you have to switch them out for them to be affective, right? LOL :) JK we knew what you meant. But agreed. Also a nuva user, there's no way you could swallow that thing...
Omg. Hahaha this is hilarious
Jesus fucking Christ ...
Even if this were true, which it's not, how is getting pussy a bad night?
Bullshit. It's like 2 inches in diameter. Fuck face.
Guy was probably high and wasted thinking he did this. Or probably wanted to shut up his whinny bitchy friend bitchingly pmsing about their bad night. -shrugs- that's my take. Though I love how it grossed enough people here. :)!!
That's impossible. I can barely get my Nuva Ring in my vag! It is definitely not going down someone's throat. It's a rather large ring, and you have to pinch it to fit it in.
Uh. Fail. You'd have to reach up there and stick it in your mouth. Plus, you'd know because you'd be CHOKING ON IT.
If your head was that deep, please convince her to see a doctor
It has happened. An intense orgasm during oral and finger stimulation can let it go.
Oh good, everybody else already called bullshit so I don't have to. Excellent.