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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:28am

    I'll take the rapists for 1000 Alex That's therapists Mr. Connery

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:45am

    yeah I know some 17 year old kids in my area who became sex offenders because they had nude pictures of the girlfriends that they sent to other people. they got it for child pornography

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:48am

    @9:43 keep in mind it was probably her reaction while she was at school, since that's where she was when she found out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:42am

    That's a big FML if I ever saw one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 7:39pm

    3/4 of tflns are fake. Its an anonymous funny text site about drunken slutty adventures. If you want verified shit this is not the website for you. As long as its mostly believable and funny, who cares if its fake or not?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:15am

    ouch, thats like finding out ur parents divorce is through facebook with a relationship status change... burn.... fuck your life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:35am

    This is fake. No one texts their mother about such things. and their sibling wouldnt say we were going to tell you eventually... but its funny so i suppose it doesnt matter...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:23pm

    Wow that fucking sucks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:34am

    WHAT! THE! FUCK! 0_0

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:29am

    Hahaha. That's gold.

  • Submitted by squared on Nov 27, 10 at 11:48pm

    Oh Tobias Funke. The worlds first analrapist. Great show.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:49pm

    I agree with 9:43. If it were a serious matter like this, it would be discussed over the phone. Plus, it seems like this is a conversation two people with a close relationship (bf/gf, husband/wife, etc). They would not be thinking, "Let's give people a good laugh on TFLN!" FAKE.

  • Submitted by haylsyeah on Apr 25, 10 at 11:05pm

    Fuckkkked up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:16am

    yikes, 3:45 is a little defensive for someone who has an "interesting life"

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    Submitted by anonymusk on Aug 17, 10 at 12:50pm

    i'm an analyst and a therapist. the world's first analrapist!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:21am

    Haha beast 832-381-4466

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:43am

    this isnt real. if it was, this conversation would not happen through texting

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:47pm

    i really hope for the sake of whoever submitted this, that it's fake. or at least that no one knows your dad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:03pm

    9.27= Brilliant. xxx

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:25am

    My friend is a registered sex offender because his GF was 2yrs younger than him and her parents called the cops when they broke-up...after 3yrs together. The relationship began when he was 18 and she was 16...illegial in my state.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:43am

    This is more of an fml than a tfln. Wrong site. Also fake. Heard this before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:57pm

    Not only is that embarassing, but that's a full-blown FML.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:27am

    Your fad is either a rapist or a pedophile...since you had no idea I'm gonna vote rapist

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:07am

    WORST.. DAY.... EVER

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:53am

    FYI - you can be a registered sex offender just for getting caught pissing in the alley behind a bar.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:16pm

    Totally fake. Both child's and mom's reactions would be more along the lines of freaking out.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 8:42am

    If it wasnt the wrong area code, Id think this was this bitch at my school whose mom womt tell her that her dads a pedo who takes pictures of small children.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:00pm

    Hey you can get registered as one for wacking in your car! This is no fair.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:45am

    Shut up and get a life. I don't give a shit if it's fake or not. You didn't post it, therefore you don't know if it is or isn't. Not our fault you don't have interesting lives.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:07am

    The fact that this conversation occurred via text message makes it about 100 times worse. Sorry kid.

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    Submitted by tommytomtom on Jul 21, 10 at 4:34am

    Hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:53am

    Geez, what a nightmare. Reason #8,453,987 to not be a douchebag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:12pm

    damn. this is a fml not a tfln..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:48am

    Yeah, like soliciting sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:36pm

    If you want to write fiction go work for the media

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    Submitted by chinballwizard on Oct 1, 11 at 10:32am

    Hellacool

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    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:45pm

    Dad y are u naked in my room? Dad" No reason sweetie

  • Submitted by Dylan23 on Jun 14, 10 at 5:01am

    Suck it Trebek.

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    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:17pm

    Cool story bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:23am

    Eh, it's not that bad being a registered sex offender. Shit happens.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:00am

    Lol 4:37 I pretty much ONLY have conversations with my mom via text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:19pm

    I hope it was for one of the lesser offenses. Pedophilia in a father sucks.

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    Submitted by teenmom15 on Oct 24, 10 at 12:32am

    um wow

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    Submitted by sophia3394 on Mar 21, 14 at 3:04am

    Sadly, my dad IS a registered sex offender. May he die face-down in a muddy ditch.