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  • I'll take the rapists for 1000 Alex That's therapists Mr. Connery

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:28am
  • That's a big FML if I ever saw one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:42am
  • yeah I know some 17 year old kids in my area who became sex offenders because they had nude pictures of the girlfriends that they sent to other people. they got it for child pornography

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:45am
  • 3/4 of tflns are fake. Its an anonymous funny text site about drunken slutty adventures. If you want verified shit this is not the website for you. As long as its mostly believable and funny, who cares if its fake or not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 7:39pm
  • ouch, thats like finding out ur parents divorce is through facebook with a relationship status change... burn.... fuck your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:15am
  • @9:43 keep in mind it was probably her reaction while she was at school, since that's where she was when she found out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:48am
  • This is fake. No one texts their mother about such things. and their sibling wouldnt say we were going to tell you eventually... but its funny so i suppose it doesnt matter...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:35am
  • WHAT! THE! FUCK! 0_0

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:34am
  • Fuckkkked up.

    Submitted by haylsyeah on Apr 25, 10 at 11:05pm
  • this isnt real. if it was, this conversation would not happen through texting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:43am
  • i really hope for the sake of whoever submitted this, that it's fake. or at least that no one knows your dad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Wow that fucking sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Oh Tobias Funke. The worlds first analrapist. Great show.

    Submitted by squared on Nov 27, 10 at 11:48pm
  • yikes, 3:45 is a little defensive for someone who has an "interesting life"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:16am
  • I agree with 9:43. If it were a serious matter like this, it would be discussed over the phone. Plus, it seems like this is a conversation two people with a close relationship (bf/gf, husband/wife, etc). They would not be thinking, "Let's give people a good laugh on TFLN!" FAKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Hahaha. That's gold.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:29am
  • Haha beast 832-381-4466

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:21am
  • This is more of an fml than a tfln. Wrong site. Also fake. Heard this before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:43am
  • i'm an analyst and a therapist. the world's first analrapist!

    Submitted by anonymusk on Aug 17, 10 at 12:50pm
  • The fact that this conversation occurred via text message makes it about 100 times worse. Sorry kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:07am
  • My friend is a registered sex offender because his GF was 2yrs younger than him and her parents called the cops when they broke-up...after 3yrs together. The relationship began when he was 18 and she was 16...illegial in my state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:25am
  • WORST.. DAY.... EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:07am
  • Geez, what a nightmare. Reason #8,453,987 to not be a douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:53am
  • If it wasnt the wrong area code, Id think this was this bitch at my school whose mom womt tell her that her dads a pedo who takes pictures of small children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 8:42am
  • Your fad is either a rapist or a pedophile...since you had no idea I'm gonna vote rapist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:27am
  • Hey you can get registered as one for wacking in your car! This is no fair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Totally fake. Both child's and mom's reactions would be more along the lines of freaking out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Shut up and get a life. I don't give a shit if it's fake or not. You didn't post it, therefore you don't know if it is or isn't. Not our fault you don't have interesting lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:45am
  • FYI - you can be a registered sex offender just for getting caught pissing in the alley behind a bar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:53am
  • 9.27= Brilliant. xxx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Not only is that embarassing, but that's a full-blown FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Hahahaha

    Submitted by tommytomtom on Jul 21, 10 at 4:34am
  • Hellacool

    Submitted by chinballwizard on Oct 1, 11 at 10:32am
  • I hope it was for one of the lesser offenses. Pedophilia in a father sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Suck it Trebek.

    Submitted by Dylan23 on Jun 14, 10 at 5:01am
  • damn. this is a fml not a tfln..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:12pm
  • If you want to write fiction go work for the media

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Dad y are u naked in my room? Dad" No reason sweetie

    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:45pm
  • Lol 4:37 I pretty much ONLY have conversations with my mom via text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:00am
  • Yeah, like soliciting sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:48am
  • Eh, it's not that bad being a registered sex offender. Shit happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:23am
  • um wow

    Submitted by teenmom15 on Oct 24, 10 at 12:32am
  • Cool story bro

    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:17pm
  • Sadly, my dad IS a registered sex offender. May he die face-down in a muddy ditch.

    Submitted by sophia3394 on Mar 21, 14 at 3:04am