Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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I'll take the rapists for 1000 Alex
That's therapists Mr. Connery
That's a big FML if I ever saw one.
yeah I know some 17 year old kids in my area who became sex offenders because they had nude pictures of the girlfriends that they sent to other people. they got it for child pornography
ouch, thats like finding out ur parents divorce is through facebook with a relationship status change... burn.... fuck your life
This is fake. No one texts their mother about such things.
and their sibling wouldnt say we were going to tell you eventually...
but its funny so i suppose it doesnt matter...
3/4 of tflns are fake. Its an anonymous funny text site about drunken slutty adventures. If you want verified shit this is not the website for you. As long as its mostly believable and funny, who cares if its fake or not?
i really hope for the sake of whoever submitted this, that it's fake. or at least that no one knows your dad.
this isnt real. if it was, this conversation would not happen through texting
@9:43 keep in mind it was probably her reaction while she was at school, since that's where she was when she found out.
This is more of an fml than a tfln. Wrong site. Also fake. Heard this before.
The fact that this conversation occurred via text message makes it about 100 times worse. Sorry kid.
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Wow that fucking sucks.
WHAT! THE! FUCK! 0_0
I agree with 9:43. If it were a serious matter like this, it would be discussed over the phone. Plus, it seems like this is a conversation two people with a close relationship (bf/gf, husband/wife, etc). They would not be thinking, "Let's give people a good laugh on TFLN!" FAKE.
If it wasnt the wrong area code, Id think this was this bitch at my school whose mom womt tell her that her dads a pedo who takes pictures of small children.
Haha beast 832-381-4466
WORST.. DAY.... EVER
FYI - you can be a registered sex offender just for getting caught pissing in the alley behind a bar.
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Not only is that embarassing, but that's a full-blown FML.
Geez, what a nightmare. Reason #8,453,987 to not be a douchebag.
Hahaha. That's gold.
Hey you can get registered as one for wacking in your car! This is no fair.
yikes, 3:45 is a little defensive for someone who has an "interesting life"
Your fad is either a rapist or a pedophile...since you had no idea I'm gonna vote rapist
Suck it Trebek.
My friend is a registered sex offender because his GF was 2yrs younger than him and her parents called the cops when they broke-up...after 3yrs together. The relationship began when he was 18 and she was 16...illegial in my state.
Totally fake. Both child's and mom's reactions would be more along the lines of freaking out.
Dad y are u naked in my room? Dad" No reason sweetie
Lol 4:37 I pretty much ONLY have conversations with my mom via text.
I hope it was for one of the lesser offenses. Pedophilia in a father sucks.
Shut up and get a life. I don't give a shit if it's fake or not. You didn't post it, therefore you don't know if it is or isn't. Not our fault you don't have interesting lives.
Cool story bro
If you want to write fiction go work for the media
Eh, it's not that bad being a registered sex offender. Shit happens.
Yeah, like soliciting sex.
damn. this is a fml not a tfln..
Sadly, my dad IS a registered sex offender. May he die face-down in a muddy ditch.