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  • somehow I'd imagine a blow job + retainer = painful

    Submitted by bushbuster on Aug 30, 12 at 10:42am
  • Why in the world would you keep a retainer in while giving head?!? Puzzling..

    Submitted by jfizzle23 on Aug 30, 12 at 11:13am
  • Straightest teeth he ever came across.

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 30, 12 at 8:51pm
  • How would the orthodontist know unless you told them?

    Submitted by thirrteen on Aug 30, 12 at 11:25am
  • So gross

    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Aug 30, 12 at 10:16am
    • hold on to your purity ring stuper. its gonna get bumpy

      Submitted by gabraham on Aug 30, 12 at 10:28am
  • POW!!!! Right in the kisser!!!!

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 30, 12 at 8:50pm
  • Haha purity ring, if a saliva crusted, plaque catcher does it for ya then well I guess I am a prude

    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Aug 30, 12 at 5:14pm
    • well yeah if you only clean it once every 6 years its gonna get gross. for Christs sake just follow the instructions they come with

      Submitted by gabraham on Aug 30, 12 at 5:35pm
  • Its your fault for wearing a retainer to give head. Braces I could understand cos you can't take em off

    Submitted by nitro420 on Aug 30, 12 at 6:17pm
  • It's probably a permanent one glued to the back of her teeth you idiots. When it breaks off you gotta go get it "reinstalled".

    Submitted by security24 on Aug 31, 12 at 12:14pm
  • Yea I thought when that thing goes in your mouth, nothing else does before you remove it. Wtf she's pretty dumb

    Submitted by Vardar on Aug 30, 12 at 3:11pm
  • First of all dumb bitch why would you blame that on him, it was your terrible blowjob skills, and second of all why the fuck would you have a retainer in while sucking a dudes dick, a logical person would have taken that shit out before making out.

    Submitted by Jamesontheqweer on Aug 31, 12 at 7:03pm
  • I'll go with you to the dentist

    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 20, 12 at 8:32pm
  • Correct me if I'm wrong, but... Don't retainers have metal parts on them? I imagine that would be painful for the dude if his dick was scraping against it :(

    Submitted by Myooooo on Sep 1, 12 at 12:39pm
  • you're welcome baby

    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Aug 31, 12 at 10:48pm