I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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somehow I'd imagine a blow job + retainer = painful
Why in the world would you keep a retainer in while giving head?!? Puzzling..
Straightest teeth he ever came across.
How would the orthodontist know unless you told them?
hold on to your purity ring stuper. its gonna get bumpy
POW!!!! Right in the kisser!!!!
Haha purity ring, if a saliva crusted, plaque catcher does it for ya then well I guess I am a prude
well yeah if you only clean it once every 6 years its gonna get gross. for Christs sake just follow the instructions they come with
Its your fault for wearing a retainer to give head. Braces I could understand cos you can't take em off
It's probably a permanent one glued to the back of her teeth you idiots. When it breaks off you gotta go get it "reinstalled".
Yea I thought when that thing goes in your mouth, nothing else does before you remove it. Wtf she's pretty dumb
First of all dumb bitch why would you blame that on him, it was your terrible blowjob skills, and second of all why the fuck would you have a retainer in while sucking a dudes dick, a logical person would have taken that shit out before making out.
I'll go with you to the dentist
Correct me if I'm wrong, but... Don't retainers have metal parts on them? I imagine that would be painful for the dude if his dick was scraping against it :(
you're welcome baby