Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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Why not ask to be buried face down, too, so the world can kiss your ass? Or in case your friends wanna drop in for a cold one.
Make a deal with the mortician to insert penis implants after you die, that way you have a fully erect, 14" dong sticking up out of the casket, and have a set of ring toss rings next to it in order to see who takes you up on it.
For whatever reason, nude corpse viewings are illegal in most states.
This shall be added to my will.
@cfreymarc\nYou've looked into this before...
You might be able to have the mortician manipulate your face into a ghastly expression. Maybe leave your eyelids open in a dead eyed stare
Top it off with a Fart Machine.
Wow, difficult right to the end.
I think that most people will be wondering what to say to your widow that properly conveys how sad they are she had to put up with your micropenis.
Have them leave you there a month or two, for some more chances...
Rigor mortis at its finest?!???