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  • 81 73
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 28, 13 at 6:15pm

    Why not ask to be buried face down, too, so the world can kiss your ass? Or in case your friends wanna drop in for a cold one.

  • 79 71
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Mar 29, 13 at 9:06am

    Make a deal with the mortician to insert penis implants after you die, that way you have a fully erect, 14" dong sticking up out of the casket, and have a set of ring toss rings next to it in order to see who takes you up on it.

  • 79 77
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 28, 13 at 5:48pm

    For whatever reason, nude corpse viewings are illegal in most states.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by k688 on Mar 29, 13 at 7:15pm

    This shall be added to my will.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Twisted_84 on Mar 30, 13 at 1:08am

    @cfreymarc\nYou've looked into this before...

  • 70 85
    Submitted by RoffMain on Mar 28, 13 at 5:23pm

    Top it off with a Fart Machine.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Mar 28, 13 at 6:09pm

    You might be able to have the mortician manipulate your face into a ghastly expression. Maybe leave your eyelids open in a dead eyed stare

  • 65 82
    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Mar 28, 13 at 4:03pm

    Wow, difficult right to the end.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Mar 30, 13 at 8:45am

    I think that most people will be wondering what to say to your widow that properly conveys how sad they are she had to put up with your micropenis.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 28, 13 at 3:26pm

    Have them leave you there a month or two, for some more chances...

  • 52 94
    Submitted by Key_umm on Mar 28, 13 at 6:13pm

    Rigor mortis at its finest?!???