Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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This is obviously a text sent to the "dead" friend presumably to be seen by said officers/paramedics when they find the body
The vice squad detectives are waiting as you arrive.
What the fuck. Nothing about this text makes sense.
Just focus on your meatballs.