Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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I heard if you're clipped, you get the tip back in heaven.
I'm surprised to find a witty comment; the circumcision posts are usually so redundant. Bravo, and thank you for rising above!
Yeah, there's no end to some pricks.
LOL!!! There's just no telling to what lengths they'll go!
All of them are so cock sure of their opinions.
But what does it all really cum down to anyway?
Same thing as always, who's the biggest dick.
But they can be so explosive!
They just need to let it all out, then they'll calm back down.
I understand, but sometimes it all just makes me want to scream!!!
It's good to elevate your legs and breathe deeply when that happens.
Really? Does it satisfy the urge, or simply subdue it?
It facilitates satisfaction,
So it helps, but there's no assurance of any real satisfaction. I could follow all of your guidance and still not have an outlet. That would only be a disappointment that would also intensify desire for fulfillment? Not good.
And anticipation is a bad thing? You'd just have to trust me, I'm a doctor, or at least I play one...
The anticipation isn't what's bad; it's the dissapointment that is. Why should I take your direction if it's really not a proven method?
An outlet could require some input. Hardly unproven methods. Are you afraid of new directions?
I've certainly never been afraid of new directions, just skeptical that they may be erroneously inflated. Do you suggest I take your input into consideration? Or perhaps it's best to simply maintain modest expectations and take it as it comes.
I don't recall boasting? Confidence is an entirely different thing, although results are up to more than just one person. It's always good to remain open to new things.
Agreed; the esprit de corps of involved parties is essential, as is collaboration. Objectives are best achieved via teamwork regardless of the task in hand. That being said, it is also noted that the avarice of one may give rise to mutiny of the other.
Of course! Btw, I've been reading all these while naked, women with large vocabularies turn me on!
LMFAO!!! But how much of it did you have to look up?
Only avarice, how much did you use your thesaurus?
None, smarty pants. ;-)
Best. Thread. Ever. /slow clap
No! Noooooooo clap!!!
quiet applause...not the clap...LOL
Arguments for and against... "cheesy" smegma references... and ReesesPoofs claim that it's all trolling.... GO!!!
All I can think of is tectonic glaciers..