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  • Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 3:31pm

    I heard if you're clipped, you get the tip back in heaven.

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 3:40pm

      I'm surprised to find a witty comment; the circumcision posts are usually so redundant. Bravo, and thank you for rising above!

      • 49 34
        Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 4:51pm

        Yeah, there's no end to some pricks.

        • 39 45
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 5:46pm

          LOL!!! There's just no telling to what lengths they'll go!

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            Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 8:36pm

            All of them are so cock sure of their opinions.

            • 44 50
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 8:46pm

              But what does it all really cum down to anyway?

            • 43 41
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 8:57pm

              Same thing as always, who's the biggest dick.

            • 41 52
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 9:04pm

              But they can be so explosive!

            • 43 37
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 9:27pm

              They just need to let it all out, then they'll calm back down.

            • 38 39
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 9:39pm

              I understand, but sometimes it all just makes me want to scream!!!

            • 47 38
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 16, 11 at 10:02pm

              It's good to elevate your legs and breathe deeply when that happens.

            • 38 52
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 11:10pm

              Really? Does it satisfy the urge, or simply subdue it?

            • 47 40
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 17, 11 at 10:36am

              It facilitates satisfaction,

            • 42 46
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 1:11pm

              So it helps, but there's no assurance of any real satisfaction.  I could follow all of your guidance and still not have an outlet. That would only be a disappointment that would also intensify desire for fulfillment? Not good.

            • 38 39
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 17, 11 at 1:29pm

              And anticipation is a bad thing? You'd just have to trust me, I'm a doctor, or at least I play one...

            • 50 42
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 1:34pm

              The anticipation isn't what's bad; it's the dissapointment that is. Why should I take your direction if it's really not a proven method?

            • 49 35
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 17, 11 at 4:04pm

              An outlet could require some input. Hardly unproven methods. Are you afraid of new directions?

            • 41 35
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 5:13pm

              I've certainly never been afraid of new directions, just skeptical that they may be erroneously inflated.  Do you suggest I take your input into consideration? Or perhaps it's best to simply maintain modest expectations and take it as it comes. 

            • 39 44
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 17, 11 at 7:10pm

              I don't recall boasting? Confidence is an entirely different thing, although results are up to more than just one person. It's always good to remain open to new things.

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              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 10:10pm

              Agreed; the esprit de corps of involved parties is essential, as is collaboration.  Objectives are best achieved via teamwork regardless of the task in hand.  That being said, it is also noted that the avarice of one may give rise to mutiny of the other. 

            • 45 42
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 18, 11 at 10:28am

              Of course! Btw, I've been reading all these while naked, women with large vocabularies turn me on!

            • 43 29
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 18, 11 at 1:43pm

              LMFAO!!! But how much of it did you have to look up?

            • 48 42
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 18, 11 at 10:04pm

              Only avarice, how much did you use your thesaurus?

            • 43 34
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 18, 11 at 10:25pm

              None, smarty pants. ;-)

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 3:11pm

    Arguments for and against... "cheesy" smegma references... and ReesesPoofs claim that it's all trolling.... GO!!!   

  • 51 35
    Submitted by Rarely on Dec 17, 11 at 1:04pm

    Best. Thread. Ever. /slow clap

    • 44 42
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 1:30pm

      No! Noooooooo clap!!!

      • 44 43
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 17, 11 at 11:00pm

        quiet applause...not the clap...LOL

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 8:44pm

    But what does it all really cum down to anyway?

  • 48 45
    Submitted by grandmasboy on Dec 16, 11 at 4:36pm

    All I can think of is tectonic glaciers..