I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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