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  • Submitted by Philsfan08 on Mar 25, 12 at 12:39pm

    Enemies of America:don't waste time trying to invade us. We're obviously not worth it.

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    Submitted by pokey9145 on Mar 25, 12 at 10:38pm

    Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.

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    Submitted by cannabislecter on Mar 25, 12 at 11:21am

    Or assholes...

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    Submitted by aronnin on Apr 10, 12 at 4:58am

    Fuck the 714 giving the 562 a bad name. Dude needs to chill on the juice.

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    Submitted by ezotarik on Mar 25, 12 at 6:28pm

    Necessity breeds creativity.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 26, 12 at 9:31am

    That explains the smell the drywall guy mentioned.

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    Submitted by mfbkt on Mar 25, 12 at 10:59pm

    Does sound like something that would happen in the 714

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 25, 12 at 10:55pm

    this is the greatest thing I ever heard!!

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    Submitted by lilkymama on Mar 25, 12 at 11:07am

    Sounds like my ex...

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    Submitted by bkconn on Mar 26, 12 at 12:14pm

    Bye bye security deposit.

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    Submitted by oceanlvgd on Mar 25, 12 at 11:23am

    Only in Cali

  • Submitted by firstfirst on Mar 25, 12 at 10:06am

    First

    • 57 44
      Submitted by snowman87 on Mar 25, 12 at 12:11pm

      go play in traffic

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      Submitted by Ahhaynie on Mar 25, 12 at 12:59pm

      Go stick your dick in a blender.

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      Submitted by reeln on Mar 25, 12 at 1:54pm

      die in a fire

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      Submitted by ThunderRoadDome on Apr 4, 12 at 2:17pm

      Get raped by gypsies and sold into white slavery