She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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5th wheel you mean.
Wtf? Turn those lemons in to lemonade. Go join them!
I'd just leave if I were you...I mean even the dogs are getting something out of it...
Bitches upstairs, bitches downstairs!
Grow a pair and tell them to either let you join or they can make their own damn sex playlist.
You should probably get a hobby.
just fuck his sister
but dont go near the last cupcake. its off limits.
*Wingwoman. hahaha. Either way, I had an epic fail.
Just walk in dick out and put it near her face. I guarantee she starts sucking it. The dude won't care. Always worked for me
That is a good wingman.
The fifth wheel actually...