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  • wow, i can't believe how gayly passionate you people are about this shit. Yes, clearly a fake story, but why do you give a shit? I chuckled briefly. How are these texts 'killing the site'. The site is meant to ammuse. I was ammused. If anything, it's the people who submit the fake texts who are lame because the reality of their lives aren't interesting enough...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:51pm
  • haha i believe it is real. one time i bumped into another "person" when i was really drunk at a club. i said sorry and tried to move out of the way. the "person" went the same way i did... and i then i tried to move to the other side and so did the other "person"..... i thought "oh. this is awkward." then i realized it was in fact a mirror. im not proud of this moment..... but it did in fact happen,,,,,, haha,,,,, sadly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Explain? :( I'm so lost

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Fake or not... it's pretty damn funny... However, you people need to get a life because it is just a website!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:48pm
  • People actually laughed at this? The editors need to step it up! They're the only gatekeepers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:15am
  • look on the bright side, at least its an EPIC TFLN FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:13pm
  • how many more times must the fact that verizon to verizon can send over 160 characters be stated? jesus. fake or not, it was still possible to send that text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:18am
  • I happen to know a guy who in a nightclub full of mirrors, hilariously called "reflections" was so drunk he had an argument with himself for staring at him...never came to blows he is a peaceful sort, just told him to fuck off staring so who knows, there may be a shred??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:50pm
  • lmaoo i wouldnt say its fakee right awayy . because we all havee thosee kind of momentss ? but damn if its true, that guyy must've been drunkk as helll .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:18pm
  • fake, stupid and long. die slow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:13pm
  • once I pushed this woman because i thought she WAS my own reflection in a glass door and I was trying to open the door. and I was stone cold sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:41pm
  • lmao, aww poor drunk guy lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:12am
  • Are people really questioning the integrity of a site dedicated to drunken texts? That’s just like Tucker Carlson questioning the integrity of a show like the Daily Show. Its a fun site to post funny stories/jokes real or fake...I urge all of you who disputed this quite passionately to get lives and contribute something else to society.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Lol it was the mirror

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:36am
  • its too bad...this site used to be good, but the fakeness is killing it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Agreed, 10:47am. So fake, so dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:07am
  • This is fake. No doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:23pm
  • This isn't even funny. I am now stupider for having read this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:05am
  • So, this is actually my friend and this guy she met....this is actually what happened, I swear. I've seen this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:20am
  • real or not but i if you were on ex than it probably real. when im on ex i can look in the mirror or ill talk shit to myself.

    Submitted by KillshawtyKill on Jan 31, 10 at 7:33am
  • oh mannnn. Wouldn't you see the guy's lips movingg?? Stupid. Think out your fake texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:28pm
  • OH! i get it....cause it's a mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone needs to chill

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Omg, the same thing hapened to me last night at that party..man i was drunk...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:14pm
  • It could easily be fake, but I have had friends who fought their reflections while on acid, pcp etc so it all depends

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:38am
  • fuck this you have to be borderline retarded to think there is someone in a mirror. i dont care what drugs you take or how much alcohol you drink this is fucking bullshit and dumb kids like the one that posted this should fucking kill themselves. way to ruin the site fuckhead stop posting obvious fake shit... i dont really care if some shit is fake if its funny and not obvious like this fucking bullshit. damnit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:03am
  • guys its funny at least, you dont know if its fake. you cant underestimate drunken texts. its hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:40pm
  • to the person doubting it on the basis of how long it is in general - i hate abbreviating words, and tend to send pretty lengthy texts myself (as i'm sure you guessed based on this post alone) Just a little lesson for you all. In the end - I agree that the post is likely fake as well. Even still, it gave me a chuckle to picture something like that actually happening...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:31pm
  • I dont care if this is fake or not but i just laughed so hard....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:55pm
  • FAKE. This site did used to be good.... now it's failing like FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:22am
  • shits weak! faaaaake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Honestly, it's funny. who cares if it's fake? FML is starting to suck because people keep rewriting/editing stories already posted, and re posting them. Atleast this was original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:44pm
  • I hope to GOD this is real

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:55am
  • 818 area<333333 it happens dipshits hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:44pm
  • lame. quit making shit up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:58pm
  • to everyone who hates i had to deal with someone who was so drunk they punched the asshole in the mirror. It is possible to get that drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Fake, yes, but funny as hell. I was quite high, and was looking in the mirror, and could not understand why I looked different.... turns out it was a window.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:57pm
  • ...i just want to see this really happen lol

    Submitted by thynameisjin on Feb 19, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Get over yourselves and stop hating on the site. If you don't like one little text, move on and stop bitching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:45pm
  • He punched the mirror

    Submitted by blackguy on Mar 9, 10 at 12:11am
  • I have no text limit on my phone so you people need to STFU. who gives a crap if it's fake?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:16am
  • HA! this is fucking epic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:25am
  • easilythegayest thing ever. Kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:14am
  • who punches someone over the same shirt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:27pm
  • really? how stupid are you? i'm thinking you had a lot more than alcohol that night. lay off the drugs, dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:45pm
  • dudeeee u punched a mirror. your such a dumbshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:19pm
  • if he was on PCP, it would make perfect sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:01pm
  • lighten up. it's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:51pm
  • my txts allow 800 characters so i could really bore the fucking pants off people...if i so chose....to 11.05 AM "more stupid" although stupider is probably quite appropriate :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:25pm
  • haha one of my favorites

    Submitted by LoLSmileyFace on Feb 7, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Obviously it's fake. Let me put that dispute to rest: FAR MORE THAN 160 CHARACTERS. In fact it has 200 more, at 360 characters. It is lame that the site didn't catch just this as a sign of fakeness. They could easily filter out these fakes. But it's also lame that people post fake texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:31am
    • You're a loser for taking the time to count every character. And if it's Verizon to Verizon, texts can contain more than 160 characters

      Submitted by theotherguy on Sep 25, 10 at 10:35pm
  • In soviet Russia mirror punch you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:33pm
  • Fake.

    Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 18, 11 at 11:58pm
  • this may be fake but.\nwhen im on ex i cant look in the mirror or all talk shit to myself.

    Submitted by KillshawtyKill on Jan 31, 10 at 7:31am
  • SHUT THE F UP! It's just an f-ing text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:26am
  • Made up, but halious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:28am
  • idc if its fake, still funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:34pm
  • this still made me laugh really hard, fake or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:13pm
  • This guy is the reason that they put cooking directions on soup cans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:55am
  • who fucking cares if it's fake? all of it is funny anyway. i laughed at this. so it doesn't really matter. all of you need to chill and not care so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:03pm
  • haha fake or not this made me laugh really hard but really who punches someone over the same shirt? hahahaha dude, u shouldve called me, we look like idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:03pm
  • So many of these are obviously made up anymore, the site is slowly dying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:47am
  • Hahahaha it's a mirror this us a great post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:12am
  • Made my day doubt this happened but whatevss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:03am
  • Lol fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 12:39pm
  • Who cares if its fake, its hillarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Would have been better if it had less detail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:03pm
  • insanely fake and unoriginal

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:35pm
  • hahahaha mirror! That is funny!

    Submitted by here2say on Aug 4, 10 at 2:51pm
  • i told a few people this story myself and they laughed too. cool story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:17pm
  • wow, thats fake. and dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:09am
  • real or fake, freaking hilarious.

    Submitted by nameinlights25 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:54am
  • HELLA FAIL

    Submitted by crazyshitman on Mar 23, 10 at 2:15am
  • Its not true, but its hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:05pm
  • LOL! this is funny ..&& you can say its fake bc of how many characters are in the text bc Blackberrys can send up to 6 pages worth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Wats making this site die is faggets who call these funny ass texts fake! Who rele cares, ur reading em to make u laugh right? And i bet it did so F off!!

    Submitted by chad67e on Feb 21, 12 at 10:14pm
  • Oh really? Thanks for telubg me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Fake or not, this was the only post on here that has made me chuckle out loud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:58pm
  • it matters if its fake because whats funny about this site is that it actually happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:42pm
  • Well, I'm a cop and was on duty going into a very dark house that had been burgled.. Windows were blacked out and I couldn't see shit... So I got my asp out and peered round the corner... I jumped in fright having 'seen' someone in the dark... Only to find that there was a mirror at the end of the hall... It was my own reflection!!! DOH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:36pm
  • On the iphone you can send a novel text no problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:26pm
  • who cares... its FUNNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:24pm
  • No, it was really another guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 5:52pm
  • i dont really care if its fake or not, it was funny an di can see my friends doing that lol. but to whoever said it was in vegas...818 is the San Fernando Valley area and 323 is right around LA. thats California not Nevada...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:38am
  • Even if it was fake, you're still trying to kill time, it's just entertainment. I laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:20am
  • I liked it none the less.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Just wanted to comment on the fake thing, my best friend nearly got in a fight with my mirror because she was drunk and trying to walk thru my closet to the bathroom to piss but and I quote " this naked bitch won't get the fuck out if my way".

    Submitted by Vardar on Jun 18, 12 at 3:48pm
  • So um, who is it to decide what's fake and what's real? If that's the case, then I suppose everything we see is fake. I thought that was pretty damn funny. Sorry to hear your lives aren't as random as this guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:14am
  • It's the reality that makes it funny. The fakeness makes it seem like a teenager trying to make up a funny story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Fffffffake

    Submitted by mclane330 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:11pm
  • I've thought my reflection was some guy next to me before. The difference is I was drunk AND wear glasses

    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:48pm
  • it might have bee believable if he wasn't like "dude you shoulda called me" cuz obviously a stranger is not going to call you and tell you about a shirt he's going to wear? ..... ugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:25am
  • Not only have I been drunk enough to start talking to my reflection, but I have been sober and done it too! I've apologized for bumping into poles before. Then again I do drink a lot. Being from Wisconsin, we do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:54am
  • seriously fake. & who the hell texts anything that long anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:32pm
  • LMFAOOO how wasted or stoned or both do u have to be to get that done? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:08am
  • This would be 818/323 in lameness

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:52am
  • Fake!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:05pm
  • @4:31. text length doesnt really mean much anymore. The newer phones CAN do texts over 500char. And I have a friend who did something similar, so I believe this story. And who cares if it's fake? Its funny!

    Submitted by NJ_VA on Apr 26, 10 at 5:22pm
  • You're a hilarious idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:42am
  • thats loose, real or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:25am
  • ....-_- ... Yea......

    Submitted by prometheus on Jul 26, 10 at 1:38am
  • Been there, Done that, Have scars. It get less embarrassing, and it's a great story!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:46pm
  • 12:16.....how does u having no text limit even relate to this being fake? and to whoever posted this....stop being a fucking retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:07am
  • i mean whatever about it being fake i laffed out loud so w/e

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:55pm
  • fuck it..FAKE OR NOT..this is HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha o man *dead*

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Lmfao that would be a good blonde joke

    Submitted by parthboy80 on Mar 31, 10 at 6:28pm
  • And this is when you know you drink too much !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:24am
  • Marshall did that in an episode of How I Met Your Mother. Hella drunk and walking towards the bathroom down a hallway and starts talking tough and acting all hard. And then he walks straight in to the mirror. It was hilarious

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Feb 12, 12 at 10:17pm
  • Really 10:17?

    Submitted by TF141Bishop on Mar 16, 10 at 4:11am
  • Fake, but very funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:43pm
  • hahahahha at may 20th 12:51 you all really are gayly passionate. yeah it's fake, get over it. if you have a problem, shut your gayly passionate asses up and get off the site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:27pm
  • No one is that stupid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:30pm
  • My guess is that it's fake based on how long the middle part is. too many characters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:00am
  • I bet it was an affliction shirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:32pm
  • I hate all the people saying this is fake. They don't get that crazy stuff happens when you're drunk. Especially in Vegas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:54pm
  • Who cares if its fake? Its funny as AIDS. Like Cold Stones, Gotta Love It!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:19am
  • Represent south Cali!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:05pm
  • this is true ! It happened to me !!! OMG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:22pm
  • this would be legit if it was legit, but it probably wasn't legit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Epic my ass. This is made up, and really stupid. They both contradict one another on so many levels. Too much time dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:11pm
  • I think that the way 12:51 spells "amuse" is more amusing than this entire post...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Literally... this is so ridiculous that it makes me not want to read these anymore.. get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:06pm
  • This post is so obviously fake, and my interest in the site just died.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:42am
  • Fake or not, it doesn't fucking matter! Laugh and move on! Get the fuck over yourselves, are you kidding me!?

    Submitted by GreenKid94 on Apr 3, 11 at 12:37am
  • just because the event is fake doesn't mean it's a fake text... ya'll are dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:09pm
  • man if you whiners don't like it don't read it. Shut the F up for christ's sake !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Lolol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:21am
  • Haha, love ittt

    Submitted by MsBridgetAnne on Apr 12, 10 at 12:21am
  • Dude this is the funniest text ever! I actually don't think it's fake..I mean drunk people are pretty freakin funny..and do some pretty crazy things..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:06am
  • That was suck like poo

    Submitted by jazzsmile123 on Apr 10, 13 at 10:52am
  • This is the best in How I Met Your Mother when Marshall was drunk and almost got in a fight with himself in the mirror. Hilarious!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:42am
  • Had cousin punched a wall thinking it was dude. I told him he killed the guy and he yelled, "he's still standing up!!" He was sure it was a person.

    Submitted by rudeboybass on Oct 15, 14 at 2:46pm