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  • Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 4, 10 at 11:26am

    How can people commit suicide when things like bacon exist?

  • Submitted by sublimegirl71 on Apr 4, 10 at 11:50am

    Having just eaten a bagel, I completely agree.

  • Submitted by phelpzy on Apr 4, 10 at 1:04pm

    Wow texas bitches suk cock u mite as well fuk ur mom

  • Submitted by heyohhh on Apr 4, 10 at 12:03pm

    What is sooo fukn great being the first person to comment

    • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 5, 10 at 1:01am

      Speaking personally, the best thing about being the first one to comment is that it means one less thread with some asshat saying "First!"

  • Submitted by golightly on Apr 4, 10 at 7:18pm

    And why should we kill ourselves if we live in texas mr 12:46?

  • Submitted by laksx on Apr 4, 10 at 12:18pm

    Oh my gosh I LOVE bagels!!!!! And toasted with whipped cream cheese is the bomb

  • Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 4, 10 at 12:31pm

    Give a depressed person a bagel and watch the happiness happen!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 6:46pm

    The 703 ruelz

  • Submitted by MP9090 on Apr 4, 10 at 12:09pm

    NY/NJ bagels are the only way to go.

  • Submitted by gizmoonline on Apr 4, 10 at 1:09pm

    LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 1:03pm

    Shit I am obsessed with bagels. Best tfln ever

  • Submitted by anonymous223 on Apr 4, 10 at 11:32am

    so true, who doesn't love bagels?

  • Submitted by Tiffanylane on Apr 5, 10 at 10:22pm

    mcsorley: that's a stupid comment. Grow up.

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    Submitted by NakedGrandma on Apr 10, 10 at 2:46am

    We Marylanders are known for our crabs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 10:57pm

    If they cant afford the bagels

  • Submitted by razzapple on Apr 4, 10 at 12:43pm

    How high are you

  • Submitted by bryanjgreen on Apr 4, 10 at 12:21pm

    Because some of us live in Texas where it impossible to find a good bagel.

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    Submitted by johnson34 on Apr 5, 10 at 7:09am

    Molsbee it's a joke relax. Dont think about it to much

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    Submitted by suuup on Apr 4, 10 at 3:11pm

    Stop saying saying ny/nj because nothing in jersey compares to new York... Stupid fucks

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      Submitted by mgrinshpon on Jun 6, 10 at 2:51pm

      The crime rate is similar.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 7, 10 at 1:43am

    No to mention Cherry Jolly Rancher hard candy!

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    Submitted by hgdubs on Apr 5, 10 at 2:44pm

    Truth. I'm at my happiest when I have a good bagel

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    Submitted by ceb123 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:28am

    Haha kinda dark humor

  • Submitted by unit902 on Apr 4, 10 at 12:55pm

    That's because bagels are illegal in Texas.\n\nI think I'm going to make a toasted bagel with whipped cream cheese and bacon.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 10:46pm

    One of the very few funny texts I've read recently here haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:08pm

    First

  • Submitted by mcsorley on Apr 4, 10 at 11:59pm

    Probly a Jew

  • Submitted by _stephanieeanne on Apr 4, 10 at 5:37pm

    @laksx AGREED!

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 4, 10 at 12:05pm

    How can people commit suicide when you are the first poster?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:46pm

    Yea, those of u that live in Texas should probly just kill urselves, regardless of the bagel situation

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    Submitted by  on Jun 12, 12 at 10:58pm

    I've had a bagel every day for the past week. Love you all.

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    Submitted by boolou on Apr 6, 10 at 2:54am

    Agreed. Bagels. Yum.

  • Submitted by TheSaboteur87 on Apr 6, 10 at 11:35am

    I agree but this has gotta b a Jew lol only they r obsessed with bagels and lox. Oyyyyyyyy

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    Submitted by htsaints on Apr 11, 10 at 10:37pm

    Yea!!! My area code!!! AND NOT IN TEXAS!!! AND WE HAVE THE BEAST FUCKING BAGELS IN THE WORLD!!!

  • Submitted by molsbee on Apr 5, 10 at 1:14am

    Are bagels good or something? I've never been very excited about eating one. It's bread. Big deal. Boring. Bland. Processed flour devoid of any nutrition other than empty carbohydrates.

  • Submitted by LynzRevenge on Apr 4, 10 at 1:33pm

    That's the reason rite thur

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:53pm

    Story of my life. PJ, this is for you. ;)

  • Submitted by sunnyyyy on Apr 5, 10 at 9:48pm

    I just ate a bagel for dinner!

  • Submitted by StallionDavis on Apr 5, 10 at 9:06am

    I seriously just ate a bagel.... Probably the best one I've ever eaten

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    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Apr 11, 10 at 12:52am

    I bet this person was high at the time. Hell yeah.

  • Submitted by RaeForReal on Jun 27, 10 at 10:50am

    dunkin donuts bagels are bomb.

  • Submitted by bananaphone3 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:04pm

    Truest thing I've read all day.

  • Submitted by tweedledee on Apr 4, 10 at 1:42pm

    I love bagels.

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    Submitted by FredlyDaMoose on Sep 25, 11 at 2:41am

    Words of Wisdom

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    Submitted by AL3XMAR5 on May 31, 11 at 5:34am

    OMG, I had a poppy seed, perfectly toasted, cream cheese bagel from Einstein's this morning. Thing was a fuckin orgasm in my mouth.

  • Submitted by lilute on Apr 4, 10 at 11:26am

    First bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 2:23pm

    1209 of course they are because everyone from ny/nj think things are only good if it's ny/nj style

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      Submitted by MP9090 on Apr 4, 10 at 2:30pm

      It's because it's true...where else can you get a delicious bagel that isn't from a cellophane bag at a grocery store?

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 4, 10 at 4:44pm

    How can you commit suicide when naked girls excist???