How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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How can people commit suicide when things like bacon exist?
Having just eaten a bagel, I completely agree.
Wow texas bitches suk cock u mite as well fuk ur mom
mcsorley: that's a stupid comment. Grow up.
so true, who doesn't love bagels?
What is sooo fukn great being the first person to comment
Speaking personally, the best thing about being the first one to comment is that it means one less thread with some asshat saying "First!"
No to mention Cherry Jolly Rancher hard candy!
Oh my gosh I LOVE bagels!!!!! And toasted with whipped cream cheese is the bomb
And why should we kill ourselves if we live in texas mr 12:46?
If they cant afford the bagels
We Marylanders are known for our crabs.
Shit I am obsessed with bagels. Best tfln ever
NY/NJ bagels are the only way to go.
Give a depressed person a bagel and watch the happiness happen!
Story of my life. PJ, this is for you. ;)
Molsbee it's a joke relax. Dont think about it to much
Probly a Jew
Yea!!! My area code!!! AND NOT IN TEXAS!!! AND WE HAVE THE BEAST FUCKING BAGELS IN THE WORLD!!!
Truth. I'm at my happiest when I have a good bagel
How high are you
Stop saying saying ny/nj because nothing in jersey compares to new York... Stupid fucks
The crime rate is similar.
Because some of us live in Texas where it impossible to find a good bagel.
Haha kinda dark humor
The 703 ruelz
That's because bagels are illegal in Texas.\n\nI think I'm going to make a toasted bagel with whipped cream cheese and bacon.
One of the very few funny texts I've read recently here haha
Agreed. Bagels. Yum.
Are bagels good or something? I've never been very excited about eating one. It's bread. Big deal. Boring. Bland. Processed flour devoid of any nutrition other than empty carbohydrates.
Yea, those of u that live in Texas should probly just kill urselves, regardless of the bagel situation
I've had a bagel every day for the past week. Love you all.
Truest thing I've read all day.
dunkin donuts bagels are bomb.
How can people commit suicide when you are the first poster?
I just ate a bagel for dinner!
I agree but this has gotta b a Jew lol only they r obsessed with bagels and lox. Oyyyyyyyy
I bet this person was high at the time. Hell yeah.
Words of Wisdom
1209 of course they are because everyone from ny/nj think things are only good if it's ny/nj style
It's because it's true...where else can you get a delicious bagel that isn't from a cellophane bag at a grocery store?
That's the reason rite thur
I love bagels.
How can you commit suicide when naked girls excist???
OMG, I had a poppy seed, perfectly toasted, cream cheese bagel from Einstein's this morning. Thing was a fuckin orgasm in my mouth.
I seriously just ate a bagel.... Probably the best one I've ever eaten