I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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Well at least your gerbil wasnt in the food processor!!
Fired for owning a gerbil...
Your Gerbil smells sh*itty....oh, wait......that's something completely different.
Your water bong? As opposed to your non-water bong?
These kinds of text are bullshit....Really? A food processor? Really?
I call bullshit because your gerbil is not "playing in the water bong" at best he is playing in the bong water, but I don't see how unless the bong is broken, what kind of bong stands upright/filled with water and still allows a gerbil access. Unless it's a Lay down bong that has a big enough mouth opening (this is a really really big stretch)