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  • I went to the dollar store one time and I ask the clerk if the condoms at the front actually work, some pregnant chick turns around and says the condoms don't work but the pregnancy tests do... true story

    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 18, 12 at 9:40pm
    • I can actually vouch for that, I've never bought their condoms but their pregnancy tests caught my last one before it ever should have.... -_-

      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 19, 12 at 10:56am
  • Great for water balloons maybe.

    Submitted by cads on Jul 18, 12 at 2:47pm
  • Don't go cheap. Like a parachute or a pistol, it has to work the first time, every time.

    Submitted by petdander on Jul 18, 12 at 5:10pm
  • @nunu Chinese condoms only stop sperm with an X chromosome. Sneaky bastards.

    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jul 18, 12 at 6:26pm
  • That has bad idea written all over it. I'd try the pull out before I'd trust my load to one of those novelty condoms.

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jul 19, 12 at 6:59am
  • I'll take "false economies" for 18 years of child support payments, Alex.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 18, 12 at 9:35pm
  • He won't need to rebuy any cheap condoms in 9 months.

    Submitted by Michfan69 on Jul 19, 12 at 12:41pm
  • Yeah, those aren't condoms. They're just the fingers cut off of latex gloves.

    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Jul 19, 12 at 2:42am
  • I sent this text message to my best friend and she posted it here. A guy I met at a bar whipped out his condoms within the first ten minutes of conversation. I hauled ass out of there.

    Submitted by redhair_dontcare on Jul 19, 12 at 3:54pm
  • Dumb ass, then dont have sex with him.

    Submitted by mumfackler on Jul 19, 12 at 3:08am
  • I was at the dollar store buying condoms the other day and the clerk asked me if I needed a bag. I said "my girlfriend isn't that ugly!"

    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Jul 18, 12 at 11:42pm
  • those things are way to small and break Chinese knock off condoms

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 18, 12 at 2:43pm