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  • 90 36
    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 18, 12 at 9:40pm
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    I went to the dollar store one time and I ask the clerk if the condoms at the front actually work, some pregnant chick turns around and says the condoms don't work but the pregnancy tests do... true story

    • 34 32
      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 19, 12 at 10:56am
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      I can actually vouch for that, I've never bought their condoms but their pregnancy tests caught my last one before it ever should have.... -_-

  • 60 29
    Submitted by petdander on Jul 18, 12 at 5:10pm
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    Don't go cheap. Like a parachute or a pistol, it has to work the first time, every time.

  • 57 33
    Submitted by cads on Jul 18, 12 at 2:47pm
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    Great for water balloons maybe.

  • 51 26
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 18, 12 at 9:35pm
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    I'll take "false economies" for 18 years of child support payments, Alex.

  • 54 37
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jul 18, 12 at 6:26pm
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    @nunu Chinese condoms only stop sperm with an X chromosome. Sneaky bastards.

  • 44 25
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jul 19, 12 at 6:59am
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    That has bad idea written all over it. I'd try the pull out before I'd trust my load to one of those novelty condoms.

  • 44 30
    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Jul 19, 12 at 2:42am
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    Yeah, those aren't condoms. They're just the fingers cut off of latex gloves.

  • 41 28
    Submitted by Michfan69 on Jul 19, 12 at 12:41pm
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    He won't need to rebuy any cheap condoms in 9 months.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Jul 18, 12 at 11:42pm
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    I was at the dollar store buying condoms the other day and the clerk asked me if I needed a bag. I said "my girlfriend isn't that ugly!"

  • 36 32
    Submitted by redhair_dontcare on Jul 19, 12 at 3:54pm
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    I sent this text message to my best friend and she posted it here. A guy I met at a bar whipped out his condoms within the first ten minutes of conversation. I hauled ass out of there.

  • 34 32
    Submitted by mumfackler on Jul 19, 12 at 3:08am
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    Dumb ass, then dont have sex with him.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 18, 12 at 2:43pm
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    those things are way to small and break easy..like Chinese knock off condoms