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  • 90 39
    Submitted by creepshades on Oct 4, 12 at 10:25am

    count your blessings that you aren't locked in his basement right now. or are you?

  • 88 57
    Submitted by d801 on Oct 4, 12 at 10:15am

    who the fuck would admit that

  • 74 38
    Submitted by grandwazoo on Oct 4, 12 at 3:01pm

    You must be awful at sex if the only compliment he could muster after being desperate enough to ask for sex on craigslist was "nice smile"

  • 67 47
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 5, 12 at 10:02am

    It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!

  • 61 39
    Submitted by brontosaurus on Oct 4, 12 at 12:20pm


  • 60 42
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 4, 12 at 10:51am

    I bet you're a real gem...

  • 63 50
    Submitted by zepar99 on Oct 4, 12 at 10:47pm

    Pfftt, like people you meet in a bar are somehow so much safer. I know three people who met their spouses/fiances on casual encounters. Two guys I met there are close friends who were in my wedding. When you get an adult life, you get busy and craigslist is efficient.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Jefffbt on Oct 4, 12 at 10:44am

    Brace yourselves, the slut comments are coming

  • 48 51
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 4, 12 at 3:51pm

    Is this seriously what people do? I'm scared for the future.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 4, 12 at 2:55pm

    Yeah cuz we all know that typically ends well.