Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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Pretty sure That aint kosher!
no a fat chick would've ate the ham and wrote her number on him
Interesting theory...maybe HE's fat?
Ham, the new paper...
Think of how many beef wallet jokes there could've been if it had been some form of beef instead of ham.
Be really funny of it was the phone number of a Jew.
Call it...then eat the ham
I started laughing when I read the ham in wallet part and didn't realize there was more. I stopped laughing and finished reading only to die laughing all over again :)
Be scared... Its from the dude on the stoner diet from the earlier text... :))
Lol better than nothing!
Seriously. Comments better than the post. Way to ham it up, tfln. Im waiting for a cheese 3 way.
Maybe the ham is a euphemism
That must smell!
what a waste of ham.
was it good?
I call fake, purely because ham is way too wet for Sharpie to stay on it.