Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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no a fat chick would've ate the ham and wrote her number on him
Interesting theory...maybe HE's fat?
Pretty sure That aint kosher!
Ham, the new paper...
Think of how many beef wallet jokes there could've been if it had been some form of beef instead of ham.
I started laughing when I read the ham in wallet part and didn't realize there was more. I stopped laughing and finished reading only to die laughing all over again :)
Call it...then eat the ham
Be really funny of it was the phone number of a Jew.
Lol better than nothing!
Be scared... Its from the dude on the stoner diet from the earlier text... :))
Seriously. Comments better than the post. Way to ham it up, tfln. Im waiting for a cheese 3 way.
Maybe the ham is a euphemism
That must smell!
what a waste of ham.
was it good?
I call fake, purely because ham is way too wet for Sharpie to stay on it.