Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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This is why the wineos are the worst. So unpredictable.
Never again do I want to visualize a platypus rubbing his/her nipples
How much water did Jesus turn into wine?
platypuses make hilarious noises id be too busy laughing to boner up
"to boner up" hahahahahaha
xkphx, it's not platypi. That's a false romanization; the root for the word is Greek, so the plural is instead platypodes. Generally speaking, "platypuses" is also a valid pluralization.
i love how shes asking Jesus if he's hammered
What twisted and delicious sex act involves straws
Looks like someone is doing some felching.
Jesus rub those nipples REAL good
Platypuses don't have nipples... They secrete milk through their skin...
Pretty sure I know who wrote this
It's horrible I totally have that mental pic in my head lol
Yes! Wildcat, you are awesome, and so are platypuses! They are also one of only two kinds of monotremes-- meaning "one hole," the other is called an echidna, it's looks like a hedgehog.
hahahaha oh I adore ND
@NoDakSioux: Grand Forks or Fargo?
James? Is that you?
sounds like something drunk me would say....so ya, typical
i think the plural in this case would be platapussys.
he got drunk/fucked your butt for your sins