Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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This is why the wineos are the worst. So unpredictable.
Never again do I want to visualize a platypus rubbing his/her nipples
platypuses make hilarious noises id be too busy laughing to boner up
"to boner up" hahahahahaha
xkphx, it's not platypi. That's a false romanization; the root for the word is Greek, so the plural is instead platypodes. Generally speaking, "platypuses" is also a valid pluralization.
How much water did Jesus turn into wine?
Looks like someone is doing some felching.
What twisted and delicious sex act involves straws
i love how shes asking Jesus if he's hammered
Jesus rub those nipples REAL good
Platypuses don't have nipples... They secrete milk through their skin...
Pretty sure I know who wrote this
It's horrible I totally have that mental pic in my head lol
Yes! Wildcat, you are awesome, and so are platypuses! They are also one of only two kinds of monotremes-- meaning "one hole," the other is called an echidna, it's looks like a hedgehog.
hahahaha oh I adore ND
@NoDakSioux: Grand Forks or Fargo?
James? Is that you?
sounds like something drunk me would say....so ya, typical
i think the plural in this case would be platapussys.
he got drunk/fucked your butt for your sins