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  • Submitted by schlock on Sep 16, 10 at 11:24am

    A ginger?

  • Submitted by Phys on Sep 16, 10 at 11:26am

    You've never played the game just the tip?

    • Submitted by BadBabe93 on Sep 18, 10 at 2:21am

      I. Hate. That. Game. You go in all the way (and push hard) or don't go at all. Just sayin that's the way I likes it ;)

  • Submitted by Santino on Sep 16, 10 at 11:32am

    A midget is my guess

  • Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on Sep 16, 10 at 11:59am

    Maybe the fat chick was so big she was counted at 1.5 people

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 16, 10 at 12:43pm

    A little person, a threesome, just the tip, super fat chick counting as 1.5, a relative, if he has to pay he only counts half, the possibilities are endless!!!

  • Submitted by princess21 on Sep 16, 10 at 12:42pm

    Just the tip. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels

  • Submitted by rilesedge on Sep 16, 10 at 12:21pm

    That's in pineapple express. He said he dipped a ball in.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 16, 10 at 11:34am

    he couldnt get her to finish

  • Submitted by officespace on Sep 16, 10 at 3:24pm

    An amputee

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    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:33am


  • Submitted by redsox985 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:32pm

    Well a black would count as 3/5 so we can rule that out.

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    Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 16, 10 at 1:50pm

    Maybe one chick had a dick... so it's only half a girl

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    Submitted by EJS4 on Sep 17, 10 at 12:38am

    It's just the tip. And who tells their number anymore? You have to be young.

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    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Sep 16, 10 at 4:13pm

    he was drunk and just dipped a ball in. if he said 26 he'd feel like a liar. the whole time he was thinking "this doesn't count!!"

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    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Sep 16, 10 at 10:22pm

    Depends on his definition of half:\n1-midget.\n2-they banged but he (referring to the guy you're talking about) or she didn't come.\n3-one of the people was so fat, they counted as 1.5 people.\n\nChoose wisely.

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    Submitted by TATDCHiiCK on Sep 16, 10 at 3:49pm

    midget of course

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 2:38pm

    Maaaat Daaaamon ...

  • Submitted by sailor_man on Sep 16, 10 at 6:41pm

    "what is a half... your hand? that doesn't count?"

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    Submitted by dazywu on Sep 19, 10 at 3:23am

    It's where you don't come.

  • Submitted by youallsuck on Sep 18, 10 at 7:43pm

    Or just a BJ. I count every guy I give just a BJ to as a .5

  • Submitted by kwpn on Sep 16, 10 at 6:17pm

    He just got to stick it in not go all the way

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Sep 16, 10 at 11:42am

    BJ... that's probably supposed to be 17 with sex and 17 with only bj's, = 25.5

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 17, 10 at 7:03am

    I give strippers a pity .5 since they aren't real people

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 17, 10 at 3:12am

    The half is he did a Devil's Three-way. That is two straight guys on one girl. Both the guys split the prize, thus they did "half a girl.". They probably did an Eiffel Tower where one guy got her face and the other her back side.

    • Submitted by Captain_Obvious_ on Sep 18, 10 at 1:55am

      If you were on the front end of the Eiffel Tower, you're just getting a blowjob, not sex. That would make it 0, not .5

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    Submitted by TeamScumbag on Sep 16, 10 at 4:20pm

    It's from the real number being divided by 10. Go Team!

  • Submitted by grandmasboy on Sep 16, 10 at 8:01pm

    You never wanna question the half...the stories are always somethin to be concerned about haha

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 16, 10 at 5:46pm


  • Submitted by ALovinHouseWife on Sep 16, 10 at 1:00pm

    its when you just put your balls in. havent you seen pinnaple express?

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    Submitted by AnnaPollzz on Sep 19, 10 at 3:15pm


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    Submitted by statenislandg on Sep 16, 10 at 11:50pm

    OK sean hyman

  • Submitted by entersandman13 on Sep 16, 10 at 4:19pm

    Obviously you sucked so he counted you as the half.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 19, 10 at 3:49pm

    The half, it wasn't exactly sex but it kind of was.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 10 at 6:30pm it really that hard to spell pineapple?

  • Submitted by Michguy on Sep 16, 10 at 5:14pm

    Or the 0.5 was 14 y/o

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 17, 10 at 12:14am


  • Submitted by Yozenfrogurt on Sep 16, 10 at 9:39pm

    Siamese twins would count too...

  • Submitted by nosidero on Sep 16, 10 at 5:20pm

    a tranny?

  • Submitted by TBONEa on Sep 16, 10 at 8:00pm


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    Submitted by GottaFistPump on Sep 19, 10 at 7:33pm

    The .5 can be a blow job...

  • Submitted by mariliza on Sep 16, 10 at 11:37am

    Sorry I just needed to stay laying down.. Let me know later if ur down cause I'll gladly go out and celebrate.

  • Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 17, 10 at 10:15am

    Just the tip, just for a bit

  • Submitted by smfirerescue on Sep 16, 10 at 7:22pm

    Well I think the answer to this is obvious. MIDGETS

  • Submitted by booya1 on Oct 18, 10 at 2:09am

    Hahahaha 11:24

  • Submitted by Emokidd88 on Nov 21, 10 at 11:35pm

    the half was him fucking around with her and not doing anything passing out or something like that

  • Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 16, 10 at 1:48pm

    Either one guy had a really big dick that she counted as 1.5 or a really tiny one she counted as .5...

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    Submitted by crockpot on Nov 8, 11 at 11:13am

    I'm thinking a nugget. An amputee who lost bot arms and legs