did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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I love how parents always sign their texts as "mom" or "dad" when we have their name in our contacts
I'm more concerned about the half eaten corn dog. Seriously, who wastes something as delicious as that?!
She's got a free corndog = no worries.
@bombsquad, hahaha you're so right! Both my parents do that. I have no idea why? It's like, I know it's from you.. Why are you telling me it's from you..? Parents are all the same. So goofy
Best mom ever omfg