Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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It wasn't accidental.
doesnt matter had anal.
I bought more for the next time it accidentally happens, you're welcome!
Note to self: stock up on cinnamon toast crunch
It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.
What what in the butt
I don't think op is guy, "accidental" is far fetched enough but more so when you're talking about a man. It's not like there's another hole to slip out of, or two penetration targets close together to miss the mark...
Accidental anal should have been followed by accidental broken nose after he fell asleep.
Please. You're not falling for the accidental line are you?
Quit your belly-aching and buy some lube.
Accidents happen. Eating the crunch was a premeditated crime.
Accidental anal was followed by accidental super glue to his junk while he was asleep.... Ooops
relax and take it, you'll love it when you know its coming
That's when you lube that bitch up.
That is no way to talk to your father
Dad! That's not fair!
Get used to it.
Op is a guy.
Temporary reparations...? It's def gonna happen again.... Accidental..... Rigggghht.... Either get some lube.... Or prepare for it to go balls deep... Or he could just be a pussy and only give u half
Eating my cinnamon toast crunch? Bitch im about to give you the backhand
Listen to this bitch act like (s)he's entitled.