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  • 83 46
    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 13, 11 at 10:46am

    Crazy, it's my dead grandfather's birthday. Let's pretend you're a French whore...

    • 42 52
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 13, 11 at 10:53am

      hush now my whore it is safe now for us to copulate

  • 81 57
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 13, 11 at 10:18pm

    "Rover would have wanted it this way....."

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Ballslap on Dec 13, 11 at 2:08pm

    Let's do it doggy style so we can both watch tv.

    • 56 50
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 13, 11 at 4:02pm

      Reference to a bad early nineties song....

  • 54 44
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 13, 11 at 11:22am

    Any occasion is a good occasion to fuck

  • 62 65
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 13, 11 at 12:47pm

    Now you should give me head, cuz this is the day my French white died.

    • 42 44
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 13, 11 at 12:49pm

      fuckin Auto-correct and my inability to proofread....French whore, not French white.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 13, 11 at 1:58pm

    kudos for the inventive reason, but damn really?

  • 47 51
    Submitted by TheJackal2011 on Dec 14, 11 at 2:43am

    your a good girlfriend

  • 44 46
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 13, 11 at 9:43pm

    And have a collar on as he tugged its leash to make it complete.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 13, 11 at 8:42pm

    thats sweet

  • 33 44
    Submitted by ohsofreakinbored on Dec 18, 11 at 7:04pm

    I got together with a bf on the day my dog died.... Worst relationship evvveeeerrr...

  • 38 62
    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Dec 14, 11 at 8:50pm

    Nice Nunubeest, nice.

  • 19 32
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 26, 12 at 9:44am

    And now he calls you his bitch.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by kallimist on Dec 13, 11 at 5:16pm

    Aw that's cute in a fucked up way. :')