he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Crazy, it's my dead grandfather's birthday. Let's pretend you're a French whore...
hush now my whore it is safe now for us to copulate
"Rover would have wanted it this way....."
Let's do it doggy style so we can both watch tv.
Reference to a bad early nineties song....
Any occasion is a good occasion to fuck
your a good girlfriend
kudos for the inventive reason, but damn really?
Now you should give me head, cuz this is the day my French white died.
fuckin Auto-correct and my inability to proofread....French whore, not French white.
And have a collar on as he tugged its leash to make it complete.
I got together with a bf on the day my dog died.... Worst relationship evvveeeerrr...
Nice Nunubeest, nice.
And now he calls you his bitch.
Aw that's cute in a fucked up way. :')