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  • Tell her it's horseFLY cock.

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 30, 12 at 2:08pm
    • Haha, "Oh what? you thought I said Horsecock? No no, I said HorseFLY cock. sorry for the misunderstanding."

      Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 30, 12 at 2:11pm
  • I love how he calls her a bitch because she holds him accountable for his lie. good luck in life buddy, you will need it.

    Submitted by bbad on Jan 30, 12 at 1:58pm
  • As a sexually liberated female, I would like to say that there is such a thing as too big...honestly. It's almost as bad as too small. \n\nAlmost.

    Submitted by lilkymama on Jan 30, 12 at 1:16pm
  • talk about an epic fail...lol. remeber kids honesty is the best policy.

    Submitted by yumyum05 on Jan 30, 12 at 1:15pm
  • I would told her that's the irony of it all

    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jan 30, 12 at 1:53pm
  • No, morse cock not horse cock...yanno, like it's only a dot.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 31, 12 at 2:19am
  • I'd smack her.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 31, 12 at 1:02am
  • Hey, no lie, miniature ponies need lovin too.

    Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 31, 12 at 11:46am
  • Turkey slap her.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 31, 12 at 6:27am
  • Hahahahahah beat her with it.

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 31, 12 at 3:16am
  • @porksword Sorry for the random placement of the reply, but to answer your question I think it varies. For me, 8" and up is way too much, but I'm small. In more ways than one. 6" is perfect, 7" is pushing it, literally.

    Submitted by lilkymama on Jan 31, 12 at 1:05pm
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    Submitted by megatron676 on Jan 30, 12 at 10:17pm