Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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Tell her it's horseFLY cock.
Haha, "Oh what? you thought I said Horsecock? No no, I said HorseFLY cock. sorry for the misunderstanding."
I love how he calls her a bitch because she holds him accountable for his lie. good luck in life buddy, you will need it.
As a sexually liberated female, I would like to say that there is such a thing as too big...honestly. It's almost as bad as too small. \n\nAlmost.
Ok then, how big is too big?
When it rearranges your uterus
That's just no skills, guy doesn't know what cervix feels like or how to manage his cock. Any such thing as too thick?
when you try and put it in her ass and she says "oh hellllll no!"
thats not too thick or big, thats too prude.
I was hoping for a liberated females perspective
talk about an epic fail...lol. remeber kids honesty is the best policy.
I would told her that's the irony of it all
No, morse cock not horse cock...yanno, like it's only a dot.
I'd smack her.
Hey, no lie, miniature ponies need lovin too.
Turkey slap her.
Hahahahahah beat her with it.
@porksword Sorry for the random placement of the reply, but to answer your question I think it varies. For me, 8" and up is way too much, but I'm small. In more ways than one. 6" is perfect, 7" is pushing it, literally.