Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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There's your sammich, bro.
Gimme a litre o' cola.
well if you woulda answered my dorito taco msg I wouldn't have put the meat in your wallet....beotch!
Okay, gives a whole new meaning to "covering your meat".
At least she made you a sandwich!
sounds like the last couple years of my marriage
Gives new meaning to the term "ham wallet".
Dude, that's what you get when you pimp out the Spam Fairy...
funny. whore's cock wallets usually do look like a certain deli meat. anyone up for roast beef?
Actually you're the whore for always carrying meat on you...
Was it roast beef?
I'm sorry nunu, but how is it specifically "your" marriage? I'm kidding, kick her.
use it as an appetizer to snag the chuds you're doomed with.