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  • 47 23
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 26, 10 at 3:18pm
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    Myth confirmed!

  • 46 23
    Submitted by North on May 26, 10 at 10:44am
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    Fucking party!

  • 37 18
    Submitted by Ibdl on May 26, 10 at 1:20pm
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    Bore the eye of the coconut, let the water/milk rum out, fill the coconut with the rum, seal the eye with wax and store in safe, dry place for a couple weeks.

  • 28 25
    Submitted by petitxgateau on May 26, 10 at 12:00pm
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    maybe guitar_boy coconut is the most disgusting vile thing on earth to you, but STFU. No one cares about your personal likes and dislikes.

  • 23 21
    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 27, 10 at 7:45pm
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    It's true! You can mail a coconut :) I've got one

  • 27 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 9:19am
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    Fresh produce isn't always accepted as it's perishable.

  • 24 26
    Submitted by shotgunsmile09 on May 26, 10 at 9:15am
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    Why wouldn't you be able to?

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Bullwinklemoos on Jun 22, 10 at 12:38am
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    Hey- I'll bring the lime!

  • 22 27
    Submitted by cbtango on May 26, 10 at 6:44pm
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    Why don't u buy one in the grocery store? I live in Nebraska, even we have them!

  • 22 34
    Submitted by HunterSThompson on May 26, 10 at 1:57pm
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    I'm confused. If you can just drive over there, why mail the coconut?

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      Submitted by deathmetal on May 28, 10 at 4:39am
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      because... you can?

  • 23 52
    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 26, 10 at 10:24am
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    Coconut is the most vile, disgusting thing on the face of the earth... Omfg

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