I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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ha that's cute what are u unpatriotic? take one for America
I wanna do that and I'm currently sober
What I want to know is where he got patriotic penis clothes... I want a whole penis wardrobe.
At least his attempt was creative.
If u don't give it up then the terrorists win.
I guess this means that sending you a pic of my dick dressed as Yosemite Sam with the caption "Back Off" to let you know I gave you the herpes won't fly either. Good to know.
Its a flag that salutes you!
I didn't know Uncle Sam pointed with his pinky...
I would so go for that!!!!!
Uncle Sam wants a lot of young men...
Honestly, penises are kinda ugly. I'd rather feel then than see them.
why isn't it acceptable?
Was his little soldier standing at attention?
Oh yes it is!
You want 'Obama' and 'obey'?
This is awesome. I wish I got a pickup line like this.
This is what America was founded upon. Congrats to you sir.