I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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ha that's cute what are u unpatriotic? take one for America
I wanna do that and I'm currently sober
What I want to know is where he got patriotic penis clothes... I want a whole penis wardrobe.
At least his attempt was creative.
If u don't give it up then the terrorists win.
I guess this means that sending you a pic of my dick dressed as Yosemite Sam with the caption "Back Off" to let you know I gave you the herpes won't fly either. Good to know.
Its a flag that salutes you!
I didn't know Uncle Sam pointed with his pinky...
Uncle Sam wants a lot of young men...
Honestly, penises are kinda ugly. I'd rather feel then than see them.
I would so go for that!!!!!
why isn't it acceptable?
Oh yes it is!
Was his little soldier standing at attention?
You want 'Obama' and 'obey'?
This is awesome. I wish I got a pickup line like this.
This is what America was founded upon. Congrats to you sir.