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  • Submitted by porksword on May 22, 12 at 12:23pm

    She was using ambiguity. Correct response "Nothing I like more than sliding into a comfortable pink slipper."

  • Submitted by Barbarella32 on May 22, 12 at 1:35pm

    No one on earth would assume someone was referring to shoes if they said "I like strap-ons." And no woman refers to shoes as strap-ons. Although I may start after today, just to fuck with people.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 23, 12 at 12:18pm

      Actually....my great grandmother from Lebanon referred to sandals as strap ons.

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    Submitted by FiestaEddy on May 22, 12 at 3:38pm

    You did the right thing. That was a gamble no one should have to take

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    Submitted by wayfarer4life on May 22, 12 at 1:00pm

    This was definitely not the wingman's fault, because seriously, who names a shoe after a sex toy??

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    Submitted by VOD13 on May 22, 12 at 4:17pm

    Never heard shoes referred to as strap-ons. ... @porksword: nice one with the "pink slipper."

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    Submitted by yumyum05 on May 22, 12 at 12:58pm

    nahhhh she meant what he was thinking. I've personally never heard a girl refer to her shoes as strap ons...we say (or at least the ones I'm around) strap ups or strappy

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    Submitted by 830_210 on May 22, 12 at 10:46am

    I prefer Velcro

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    Submitted by olderthanyou on May 22, 12 at 11:38am

    If you knew she was talking about shoes you must be into guys anyway, not that there is anything wrong with it, but real men would only think of one thing when talking about strap ons, just saying

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on May 22, 12 at 1:33pm

    Thongs and flip flops sex toys a foot apparel

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    Submitted by halfmexicankid on May 23, 12 at 1:45am

    Right on olderthanyou. I mean who refers to shoes as strapons? She prolly got embarrassed the wingman told the guy what she said so she tried to cover it up and he bought it. Damn female mind games lol

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    Submitted by Yeep on May 22, 12 at 10:58am

    Hey, not my fault she can't enunciate

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    Submitted by Scho_nuff on May 22, 12 at 11:31am

    For some reason this reminded me of Michael Keaton dealing with his retarded brother on Simplicity...lmao

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      Submitted by Bloods2 on May 22, 12 at 2:31pm

      Took me forever to find it, but it's Multiplicity. Loved the movie too though, added it to Netflix to re-live the fun!