She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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She was using ambiguity. Correct response "Nothing I like more than sliding into a comfortable pink slipper."
No one on earth would assume someone was referring to shoes if they said "I like strap-ons." And no woman refers to shoes as strap-ons. Although I may start after today, just to fuck with people.
Actually....my great grandmother from Lebanon referred to sandals as strap ons.
You did the right thing. That was a gamble no one should have to take
Never heard shoes referred to as strap-ons. ... @porksword: nice one with the "pink slipper."
This was definitely not the wingman's fault, because seriously, who names a shoe after a sex toy??
Right on olderthanyou. I mean who refers to shoes as strapons? She prolly got embarrassed the wingman told the guy what she said so she tried to cover it up and he bought it. Damn female mind games lol
If you knew she was talking about shoes you must be into guys anyway, not that there is anything wrong with it, but real men would only think of one thing when talking about strap ons, just saying
I prefer Velcro
nahhhh she meant what he was thinking. I've personally never heard a girl refer to her shoes as strap ons...we say (or at least the ones I'm around) strap ups or strappy
Hey, not my fault she can't enunciate
Thongs and flip flops sex toys a foot apparel
For some reason this reminded me of Michael Keaton dealing with his retarded brother on Simplicity...lmao
Took me forever to find it, but it's Multiplicity. Loved the movie too though, added it to Netflix to re-live the fun!