She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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Well. Tell her to bend over and say ahhhh....
who cares? get to it lucky guy.
Maybe she's one of the rare ones that likes a big one shoved up there...
And face fucking
Means he's small.
You don't say?
up the pooper you go sir
I think this chick is my soulmate.
Ouch! ( for you, not for her at all)
just like fat girls...short strokers need love too...
I'm pretty sure she's implying you're a good pitcher.
I'm going to go ahead and assume your last name is Wang/Wong/cheng/chan or something to that effect
She had an itch, you had the scratcher.