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  • 73 42
    Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 20, 12 at 2:55am

    Man, just imagine what that will look like when it starts to peel. Nothing worse than a flaky penis on your face.

    • 42 35
      Submitted by Fpreject on Jun 20, 12 at 10:45pm

      Truer words have never been spoken.

  • 53 37
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 19, 12 at 1:44pm

    Gotta be specific when you ask friends to put suntan lotion on you.

    • 39 58
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:59am

      OOHHH! Thanks, I didnt get how the penis didn't get sunburned if it left a tanline on him

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    Submitted by overrun21 on Jun 19, 12 at 9:37pm

    that's when he gets for falling asleep rule # 5 in my book

  • 46 63
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 19, 12 at 12:16pm

    asshole!! I slept at the beach yesterday it was perfect weather to just stay the whole day