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  • Man, just imagine what that will look like when it starts to peel. Nothing worse than a flaky penis on your face.

    Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 20, 12 at 2:55am
  • Gotta be specific when you ask friends to put suntan lotion on you.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 19, 12 at 1:44pm
    • OOHHH! Thanks, I didnt get how the penis didn't get sunburned if it left a tanline on him

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:59am
  • that's when he gets for falling asleep rule # 5 in my book

    Submitted by overrun21 on Jun 19, 12 at 9:37pm
  • asshole!! I slept at the beach yesterday it was perfect weather to just stay the whole day

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 19, 12 at 12:16pm