he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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Man, just imagine what that will look like when it starts to peel. Nothing worse than a flaky penis on your face.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Gotta be specific when you ask friends to put suntan lotion on you.
OOHHH! Thanks, I didnt get how the penis didn't get sunburned if it left a tanline on him
that's when he gets for falling asleep rule # 5 in my book
asshole!! I slept at the beach yesterday it was perfect weather to just stay the whole day