I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Aisle*... Unless you purchase your toiletries on small bodies of land surrounded on 4 sides by water
Joshua_v\nThat's something chicks do. If a dude did that well that's just weird.
Perhaps, but some of these texts become a lot funnier if you imagine that it is a conversation between two dudes.
RULE #1: Never use your homie's toothbrush in your JO sessions. (unless he defiled your banana/cucumber/eggplant)