Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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No such thing as "too high"
At first i read ranker's name and wanker... That seems like a more appropiate name.
You weren't the only one my friend.
Embrace your inner vegan... and then put it in a headlock and beat the living shit out of it.
I have an uncle who gets a kosher turkey ever Thanksgiving. When cooking, the running joke is "The Jew in the oven done yet?"
Another lame "too high" text
Holidays are some of the best times to be high, man.