Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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No such thing as "too high"
At first i read ranker's name and wanker... That seems like a more appropiate name.
You weren't the only one my friend.
I have an uncle who gets a kosher turkey ever Thanksgiving. When cooking, the running joke is "The Jew in the oven done yet?"
Embrace your inner vegan... and then put it in a headlock and beat the living shit out of it.
Another lame "too high" text
Holidays are some of the best times to be high, man.