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  • One time I saw a homeless guy punch a pigeon out of the air.

    Submitted by gn0me on Nov 10, 10 at 4:03pm
    • That is... disturbingly awesome.

      Submitted by Lovi on Nov 10, 10 at 9:46pm
    • I swear I just saw this on comedy central stand up....word for word. Unless you're that comedian, lame.

      Submitted by RyanM on Nov 11, 10 at 1:16am
  • She "found" a pizza crust in her purse?

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 10, 10 at 5:24pm
  • Keeper.

    Submitted by Sneelok on Nov 10, 10 at 3:44pm
  • She preceded to do this? I think you mean proceeded, and even then it's an awkward usage of the word.

    Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Nov 11, 10 at 2:24am
  • oh thats impressive.thats very impressive.thats very very impressive.

    Submitted by canonymous on Nov 10, 10 at 3:48pm
  • I'd call this ine productive, solid night!

    Submitted by crazedhorndog on Nov 12, 10 at 12:41am
  • What is all this crap with the "proceeded to" do something? Can't people just do stuff anymore without having to proceed?! It doesn't make you funnier! Stop it!

    Submitted by donnieandalicia on Nov 10, 10 at 7:51pm
  • fucked up.

    Submitted by NataSept on Nov 10, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Liar!!!!!

    Submitted by GigaBoo on Nov 10, 10 at 5:04pm
  • I've tried to do that so many times on the beach. :(

    Submitted by genious on Nov 10, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Thats beyond fucked up

    Submitted by sethisback1 on Nov 10, 10 at 7:33pm
  • what the hell? would you like to be grabbed off the ground by your neck? hate cruel animal texts that get put through...

    Submitted by iamamazing on Nov 10, 10 at 7:07pm
  • Oh goodness, some of my greatest nights have been in Daytona! The place is amazing. My senior prom was at a hotel over there. All of the furniture from the hotel room got thrown off the balcony, and us thrown out of the hotel around 3 or 4 a.m! Good times!

    Submitted by floridagirl18 on Nov 12, 10 at 12:46am
    • Sure, Daytona is great if you like meth and date rpe.

      Submitted by crassbtc on Nov 12, 10 at 8:25pm
  • Wow wen I read this I laughed sooo hard xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 11 at 11:02pm
  • Fucking bitch!

    Submitted by shopgirl8476 on Nov 10, 10 at 10:28pm
  • Way to quote live at gotham gn0me

    Submitted by qwert3 on Nov 10, 10 at 7:10pm
  • funny text, and I like the comment about the pigeon. but blowing up/killing seagulls with alka selzter is a myth

    Submitted by poop12 on Nov 10, 10 at 5:16pm
  • At least it wasn't the old Alka Selter tablets throw to the seagulls to eat. Their stomach acids combine with the tablets causing their stomaches to expand. Then they can't fly and fall to the ground.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 10, 10 at 4:36pm
    • right... that must be why they sell them for human consumption to fight heartburn and sour stomach... because it combines with acid and makes stomachs explode... OH wait.

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Nov 10, 10 at 11:41pm
      • Animals have different acids in their stomachs than humans, which means they can't digest some things the same way we can. Chocolate, for example, is yummy for humans, but causes digestive issues for cats and dogs and can kill them if you give them enough. So, yes, giving a seagull Alka Seltzer tabs could very well expand their stomachs inhibiting flight.

        Submitted by taylortunetracy on Nov 11, 10 at 8:28am
  • First

    Submitted by mountaineer332 on Nov 10, 10 at 3:40pm