We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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One time I saw a homeless guy punch a pigeon out of the air.
That is... disturbingly awesome.
I swear I just saw this on comedy central stand up....word for word. Unless you're that comedian, lame.
She "found" a pizza crust in her purse?
She preceded to do this? I think you mean proceeded, and even then it's an awkward usage of the word.
oh thats impressive.thats very impressive.thats very very impressive.
I'd call this ine productive, solid night!
What is all this crap with the "proceeded to" do something? Can't people just do stuff anymore without having to proceed?! It doesn't make you funnier! Stop it!
I've tried to do that so many times on the beach. :(
Thats beyond fucked up
what the hell? would you like to be grabbed off the ground by your neck? hate cruel animal texts that get put through...
Oh goodness, some of my greatest nights have been in Daytona! The place is amazing. My senior prom was at a hotel over there. All of the furniture from the hotel room got thrown off the balcony, and us thrown out of the hotel around 3 or 4 a.m! Good times!
Sure, Daytona is great if you like meth and date rpe.
Wow wen I read this I laughed sooo hard xD
Way to quote live at gotham gn0me
funny text, and I like the comment about the pigeon. but blowing up/killing seagulls with alka selzter is a myth
At least it wasn't the old Alka Selter tablets throw to the seagulls to eat. Their stomach acids combine with the tablets causing their stomaches to expand. Then they can't fly and fall to the ground.
right... that must be why they sell them for human consumption to fight heartburn and sour stomach... because it combines with acid and makes stomachs explode... OH wait.
Animals have different acids in their stomachs than humans, which means they can't digest some things the same way we can. Chocolate, for example, is yummy for humans, but causes digestive issues for cats and dogs and can kill them if you give them enough. So, yes, giving a seagull Alka Seltzer tabs could very well expand their stomachs inhibiting flight.