You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by gn0me on Nov 10, 10 at 4:03pm

    One time I saw a homeless guy punch a pigeon out of the air.

    • Submitted by Lovi on Nov 10, 10 at 9:46pm

      That is... disturbingly awesome.

    • Submitted by RyanM on Nov 11, 10 at 1:16am

      I swear I just saw this on comedy central stand up....word for word. Unless you're that comedian, lame.

  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 10, 10 at 5:24pm

    She "found" a pizza crust in her purse?

  • Submitted by Sneelok on Nov 10, 10 at 3:44pm


  • Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Nov 11, 10 at 2:24am

    She preceded to do this? I think you mean proceeded, and even then it's an awkward usage of the word.

  • Submitted by canonymous on Nov 10, 10 at 3:48pm

    oh thats impressive.thats very impressive.thats very very impressive.

  • Submitted by crazedhorndog on Nov 12, 10 at 12:41am

    I'd call this ine productive, solid night!

  • Submitted by donnieandalicia on Nov 10, 10 at 7:51pm

    What is all this crap with the "proceeded to" do something? Can't people just do stuff anymore without having to proceed?! It doesn't make you funnier! Stop it!

  • Submitted by NataSept on Nov 10, 10 at 3:41pm

    fucked up.

  • Submitted by genious on Nov 10, 10 at 7:19pm

    I've tried to do that so many times on the beach. :(

  • Submitted by GigaBoo on Nov 10, 10 at 5:04pm


  • Submitted by sethisback1 on Nov 10, 10 at 7:33pm

    Thats beyond fucked up

  • Submitted by iamamazing on Nov 10, 10 at 7:07pm

    what the hell? would you like to be grabbed off the ground by your neck? hate cruel animal texts that get put through...

  • Submitted by floridagirl18 on Nov 12, 10 at 12:46am

    Oh goodness, some of my greatest nights have been in Daytona! The place is amazing. My senior prom was at a hotel over there. All of the furniture from the hotel room got thrown off the balcony, and us thrown out of the hotel around 3 or 4 a.m! Good times!

    • Submitted by crassbtc on Nov 12, 10 at 8:25pm

      Sure, Daytona is great if you like meth and date rpe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 11 at 11:02pm

    Wow wen I read this I laughed sooo hard xD

  • Submitted by qwert3 on Nov 10, 10 at 7:10pm

    Way to quote live at gotham gn0me

  • Submitted by shopgirl8476 on Nov 10, 10 at 10:28pm

    Fucking bitch!

  • Submitted by poop12 on Nov 10, 10 at 5:16pm

    funny text, and I like the comment about the pigeon. but blowing up/killing seagulls with alka selzter is a myth

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 10, 10 at 4:36pm

    At least it wasn't the old Alka Selter tablets throw to the seagulls to eat. Their stomach acids combine with the tablets causing their stomaches to expand. Then they can't fly and fall to the ground.

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Nov 10, 10 at 11:41pm

      right... that must be why they sell them for human consumption to fight heartburn and sour stomach... because it combines with acid and makes stomachs explode... OH wait.

      • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Nov 11, 10 at 8:28am

        Animals have different acids in their stomachs than humans, which means they can't digest some things the same way we can. Chocolate, for example, is yummy for humans, but causes digestive issues for cats and dogs and can kill them if you give them enough. So, yes, giving a seagull Alka Seltzer tabs could very well expand their stomachs inhibiting flight.

  • Submitted by mountaineer332 on Nov 10, 10 at 3:40pm