Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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The Kardashians are at it again.
On the next episode of american pickers......
Don't most condoms have spermicide in them?
Nothing but net.
Hotel maid picking through the trash.
Odds are the sperm is dead already. Be a fun eBay auction.
9 weeks later... You have been served... Enjoy the lawsuit!
Are there even any nba teams in the connecticut area?
what happens in Vegas..
Yeah shut the fuck up "shaveydavy
You forgot the e :)
And boom goes the dynamite
I don't know where most of you get you condom and semen facts from, but you're way off! Sperm can live until the semen dries. Most condoms DO NOT have spermicidal lubricants. Read the package!
Oh my, some people are so oblivious. While I commend your idea, it's DUMB. Not only are all condoms coated in a spermicidal lubricant, but sperm die in a matter of minutes when exposed to air.
How can they HEAR text??! Siri at it again? I wonder what she'd say. "I have found two sperm banks relativly close to you."
aside from the fact that I only caught that joke because my dad just bought me a 4s for christmas.. damn funny.
Real Housewives of Southie?
shit is that mine? i was so fucked up...\n\nwww.iwassofuckedup.com
you must be confused, this is TFLN, not Christian singles
Someone has no sense of humor....
203 is Connecticut area code
Make sure you get enough to buy your way out of the seventh ring of Hell.