I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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glitter? you MUST have fucked a unicorn
i wish i pissed glitter
I know g a y dan, sir and he has an alibi.
By glitter he meant blood and by eyeliner he meant goober gravy
I didn't know Robert Pattinson submitted to TFLN.
you peed glitter? what did you drink?
Glitter- smitter you know you liked it! And the beard only improved your appearance.
Oh g ay Dan, that silly goose
Go insane go insane drink some glitter make it "rain"
Not possible to pee glitter unless it was injected in your bladder/urethera. Fake