i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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probably doesn't have any money, that's why he's a bum.
that iz soo troo
I'd leave him a fake eviction notice for nonpayment on your porch
Not unless you want him taking dumps there too
He's probably willing to trade sex for rent money. He may be a bum but you can still get some.
um.. no thanks
616: could be Dutch. They are extreme cheap asses, so even a few cents of rent will make him move on.
if I pay rent can I sleep on your porch
Upgrade your patio furniture for better rent.
I guess so...if you really want him there all the time...
must be from detroit....
well 616 is actually the west side of michigan...so its probably a grand rapids bum (there a lot of them...but there usually at the pearl st burger king)
But he could be a magical Genie who will grant you a wish for your kindness.
I once convinced a bum to eat his own shit. I told him I'd pay him. I ended up giving him a Jim Beam bottle filled with a mixture of tea, rubbing alcohol and Dr. Tichenor's mouthwash. It looked real enough, I guess.