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  • probably doesn't have any money, that's why he's a bum.

    Submitted by sergieaux on May 18, 11 at 5:20pm
  • I'd leave him a fake eviction notice for nonpayment on your porch

    Submitted by Phys on May 18, 11 at 10:18pm
  • Not unless you want him taking dumps there too

    Submitted by myheartisyours on May 18, 11 at 9:50pm
  • He's probably willing to trade sex for rent money. He may be a bum but you can still get some.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on May 19, 11 at 2:35am
  • Porch monkeys...

    Submitted by sexyemily on May 18, 11 at 11:33pm
  • Yesss

    Submitted by eggsandtokyo on May 18, 11 at 5:17pm
  • 616: could be Dutch. They are extreme cheap asses, so even a few cents of rent will make him move on.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 19, 11 at 7:37am
  • if I pay rent can I sleep on your porch

    Submitted by knightofmyth on May 18, 11 at 6:55pm
  • Upgrade your patio furniture for better rent.

    Submitted by BigCrank on May 18, 11 at 8:49pm
  • First

    Submitted by flrstfirst on May 18, 11 at 4:20pm
  • I guess so...if you really want him there all the time...

    Submitted by shanie on May 19, 11 at 7:46pm
  • must be from detroit....

    Submitted by rudie456 on May 19, 11 at 1:15pm
    • well 616 is actually the west side of its probably a grand rapids bum (there a lot of them...but there usually at the pearl st burger king)

      Submitted by thestickguy on Jun 14, 11 at 10:20pm
  • But he could be a magical Genie who will grant you a wish for your kindness.

    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on May 18, 11 at 8:59pm
  • I once convinced a bum to eat his own shit. I told him I'd pay him. I ended up giving him a Jim Beam bottle filled with a mixture of tea, rubbing alcohol and Dr. Tichenor's mouthwash. It looked real enough, I guess.

    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 19, 11 at 4:09am