On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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That doesn't mean you won't have the awkward "cant believe i banged her" moment
doesbt matter had sex!
no sir, she was branding you
oh please.. branding him with his OWN name? that's just stupid.
It wasn't a necklace, it was her collar.
In some circles, a girl with a collar is a good thing.
Those usually say "slut" or "bitch" on them which wouldale this post awesome!
And MUST be leather studded!
and here i was thinking it was to eliminate the yelling of a wrong name during sex.
Yeeaaaahhhhh..... Because as she's riding you and her tits are bouncing in your face you'll be focused on READING THE NECKLACE!!!
Dunno Hedo, c'mon over and we'll test this concept.
I agree ! I'd love to FUCK Hedo !
I'll make you a necklace without any name, we could re introduce in the morning.
Oh D sweetheart, there is a fine line between fun, playful, flirtatious banter and being "that guy"... Guess which side of the line you're on.
Awww, but I don't have a "Hedo" necklace, and the pearl ones don't sway.
Really, you don't? I have a "pork" cockring.we could do macaroni necklaces if my mom says its ok.
Now that's being prepared!
That's A good girl. Props
If its written on your chest it might be a bit awkward to read in your hungover state.
Pfft hers is a fake name anyway.
Glad she has a SOP for drunken nights.