They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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They gave you the glass because they were grossed out at the thought of anyone drinking out of it after you'd chundered in it. Fail.
The Lesson here is... The engraving shop will surely be thankful if you wash it first.
Did you make out with the bartender before or after you vomited?
@GetOffMyLawn\n\nUh, whom ever sent this text message knew that they only gave the cocktail glass to them because they had vomited in it. Not a fail.