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  • 90 83
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 21, 11 at 4:00am

    They gave you the glass because they were grossed out at the thought of anyone drinking out of it after you'd chundered in it. Fail.

  • 77 73
    Submitted by haliganbar on Sep 20, 11 at 8:28pm

    Did you make out with the bartender before or after you vomited?

  • 71 65
    Submitted by TheLesson on Sep 20, 11 at 6:29pm

    The Lesson here is... The engraving shop will surely be thankful if you wash it first.

  • 68 64
    Submitted by mustangman07 on Sep 21, 11 at 3:11am

    Inscription: Blaaaagh...

  • 66 77
    Submitted by AltruisticBird on Sep 21, 11 at 2:27pm

    @GetOffMyLawn\n\nUh, whom ever sent this text message knew that they only gave the cocktail glass to them because they had vomited in it. Not a fail.