Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Something tells me you are a coke addicted bank manager.
Ya - bank managers screw people as part of their job description but if a stripper screws u u have to pay them extra
This cocaine is making me thirsty!
who would want to be a respected member of society when you can be addicted to coke and take off your clothes for money?
I know the feeling.
Some of you may be severly underestimating the amount of money strippers can make.
I was briefly friends with a coke addicted stripper who was pulling a consistent $100k+, and she was just a stripper, not even doing escorting.
Likely she was blowing $70k of that $100k to support her habit...
Sounds like somebodies daddy crossed a few boundaries
Good old south jersey.
Haha soo funny... Probably bc I've totally had this same thought on numerous occassions!!!
Get it how u live!!
It's never too late...
let's see... strippers take their clothes off and let people screw them, bank managers take people's clothes off then screw them... only difference, bank managers have nicer offices!!!
Your Life Sucks!!!
Some strippers dont let you screw them
It's ok ma, just. Keep. Swimming.
Lady Trip - Well said!
Strippers are useless. Once you're done with them you can kill one and no one will miss her. They're more disposable than toilet paper.
I bet strippers have more fun!
Ugh your amaZing
It's never to late...
Dang, too bad for you. Definitely missing out. It's amazing. I love my life. :)
Are you admitting to be a coke addicted stripper? You know that's not a good thing right? Haha, like if you're gunna be an addict at least keep it on the DL. I don't blame girls for becomin strippers though. Gotta get that money one way or another.