Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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Anyone who cries to fuck with someone's head deserves to get too sick to fuck in the first place. Just fuck and then go home. Unless you want her to embellish every detail to her friends, including the part where you sob like a little girl.
really? crying like a little bitch is your...plan?
As long as you fuck with her mouth, ass and vag first, then go for it.
Or she is fucking with his head by letting him think she buys it. \nIf this is a mind game in him, he will be the punch line to the joke especially for the years lol!
Guys like this end up as alcoholic male strippers or shot dead from a vengeful husband. Sadly, I know two with their end of the road these ways.
You do realize she will be telling her friends about this.
She must have either been desperate or really stupid to not see through your lie.... It's easy to tell if a guys a virgin or not. What a bimbo, your an loser for using that as a pick up tool.
I've read a lot of fucked up shit on here, but this is... tame, relatively harmless, and perfectly acceptable.
Not cool dude
This is totes lesbian sex. Also totes hilar.