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  • That small.*

    Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 9, 10 at 10:52am
  • The ol' hotdog down the hallway eh? It'll get ya...

    Submitted by PootieTang on Mar 9, 10 at 9:17am
  • Or you just have tiny penises

    Submitted by lucy82 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:28am
    • penises? Small or not, having more than one is still a win

      Submitted by ojg15 on Mar 10, 10 at 2:15am
  • The length won't make a difference but the width will do wonders. Women love a fat cock!

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 9, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Like masturbating in a warm room.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 9:48am
  • centimeter wiener? (: lmao

    Submitted by salvibittiesxo on Mar 9, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Paint can!

    Submitted by xsaint on Mar 9, 10 at 9:26am
  • Lol either she has one hell of a banged up cunt or h hace a small dick....or both

    Submitted by krzylilazn on Mar 10, 10 at 1:46am
  • Definitely a tiny little penis.

    Submitted by ki4xo on Mar 9, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Casey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 7:04pm
  • Oh that's good...

    Submitted by DaOven on Mar 9, 10 at 12:27pm
  • Hehehe

    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 9, 10 at 9:26am
  • sucks 4 yu!!

    Submitted by Oshiauna125 on Mar 11, 10 at 8:06pm
  • Mom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 10:07am
  • It's hilarious to read ppls comments where they pretend to know so much about things they have no clue about! FACT: A vagina, even after giving natural birth, will return to it's normal size! Read a fucking book!! When men say a "vagina" is loose it's because his penisbis pob tiny!!! It has nothing yo do with how many partners a woman has had lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:27am
  • Oh shit son!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:11pm
  • it's loose cause your dick is small.

    Submitted by ryan2010 on Mar 10, 10 at 12:42am
  • I absolutely love how all these women are saying how this dude's dick is small, and how it could not possibly be that he happened to stumble upon a raging whore....I guess all these whores are getting insecure about their own promiscuity through these posts.

    Submitted by aaron18 on Mar 10, 10 at 9:36pm
    • Actually the vagina is incredibly elastic so there's an extremely small chance her vagina is a lot looser than the average vagina. However, there's a great chance he has a needle dick.

      Submitted by jan on Mar 11, 10 at 3:31am
  • More like hotdog in a town

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 10:03am
  • Funniest mental picture ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 3:46pm
  • Hahahahaha gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 1:59pm
  •  okay 30 minutes

    Submitted by MerkFX on Mar 10, 10 at 12:13am
  • I believe the phrase is 'it' was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. '

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 10:52am
  • Only one thing to do.... Use your. Your whole hand.

    Submitted by turbopanzer on Mar 10, 10 at 3:58am
  • heyoh, kegels only tighten like the muscles I believe. But I know they can't tighten like your actual pussy everyone gets loose at some point.

    Submitted by LikeOhMahGoose on Mar 9, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Ok I am dude saying on this one the dude's dick is small. Trust me had a gf had lots of sex after we broke up ppl talked about how loose she was and shit, went back a YEAR later after she had done other guys hit it, it was even tighter so seriously if u think a girl is loose look at urself dude, personally never had a loose pussy!!

    Submitted by bill370z on Mar 12, 10 at 1:54am
  • Hahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by theterminator on Mar 10, 10 at 10:30pm
  • I don't really get this. How can you have a loose vagina? Can't you just do Kegels?

    Submitted by heyoh on Mar 9, 10 at 10:49am
  • Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahah

    Submitted by Prebs on Mar 9, 10 at 5:37pm
  • Penis qweef??

    Submitted by esBeMe on Mar 10, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Oh shit typo on my last comment lol dam itouch lol

    Submitted by krzylilazn on Mar 10, 10 at 1:48am
  • It's not Necessarily loose because his dick is small. So you're acting like you know everything when you know nothing as well. My girlfriend now was a virgin before and now she's really loose. What did my penis shrink? Don't think so

    Submitted by andyroozero on Jun 17, 11 at 1:08pm
  • Grand Canyon!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 13, 10 at 6:19am
  • Really?! Sounds highly improbable, I'm pretty sure that the real problem is that his penis is even smaller than his brain!

    Submitted by vicarious on Mar 10, 10 at 10:42pm
  • That's gross! Lol poor you.

    Submitted by biiotch on Mar 9, 10 at 10:46am
  • Ahahhahahhaa!

    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Mar 9, 10 at 3:52pm