I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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The ol' hotdog down the hallway eh? It'll get ya...
Or you just have tiny penises
penises? Small or not, having more than one is still a win
The length won't make a difference but the width will do wonders. Women love a fat cock!
Like masturbating in a warm room.
centimeter wiener? (: lmao
Lol either she has one hell of a banged up cunt or h hace a small dick....or both
Oh that's good...
Definitely a tiny little penis.
sucks 4 yu!!
Oh shit son!
It's hilarious to read ppls comments where they pretend to know so much about things they have no clue about! FACT: A vagina, even after giving natural birth, will return to it's normal size! Read a fucking book!! When men say a "vagina" is loose it's because his penisbis pob tiny!!! It has nothing yo do with how many partners a woman has had lol
it's loose cause your dick is small.
More like hotdog in a town
Only one thing to do.... Use your. Your whole hand.
I believe the phrase is 'it' was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. '
I absolutely love how all these women are saying how this dude's dick is small, and how it could not possibly be that he happened to stumble upon a raging whore....I guess all these whores are getting insecure about their own promiscuity through these posts.
Actually the vagina is incredibly elastic so there's an extremely small chance her vagina is a lot looser than the average vagina. However, there's a great chance he has a needle dick.
okay 30 minutes
Funniest mental picture ever
heyoh, kegels only tighten like the muscles I believe. But I know they can't tighten like your actual pussy everyone gets loose at some point.
Ok I am dude saying on this one the dude's dick is small. Trust me had a gf had lots of sex after we broke up ppl talked about how loose she was and shit, went back a YEAR later after she had done other guys hit it, it was even tighter so seriously if u think a girl is loose look at urself dude, personally never had a loose pussy!!
I don't really get this. How can you have a loose vagina? Can't you just do Kegels?
It's not Necessarily loose because his dick is small. So you're acting like you know everything when you know nothing as well. My girlfriend now was a virgin before and now she's really loose. What did my penis shrink? Don't think so
That's gross! Lol poor you.
Really?! Sounds highly improbable, I'm pretty sure that the real problem is that his penis is even smaller than his brain!
Oh shit typo on my last comment lol dam itouch lol