You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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The greatest thing ive ever read.
I picture this text being the answer to "Why did I wake up with two black eyes?"
He probably just thought you were a passionate landscaper. Like some old guy even knows what that is..
tear her in half like a phone book or shotgun your cum out her back?
Lol @ nunu