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  • 89 69
    Submitted by hunnybaby0319 on Jun 5, 12 at 2:43pm

    The greatest thing ive ever read.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by PropagandaPanda on Jun 5, 12 at 9:09pm

    He probably just thought you were a passionate landscaper. Like some old guy even knows what that is..

  • 64 62
    Submitted by beachbumgirl on Jun 6, 12 at 7:53am

    I picture this text being the answer to "Why did I wake up with two black eyes?"

  • 66 77
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 5, 12 at 4:52pm

    tear her in half like a phone book or shotgun your cum out her back?

  • 46 60
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jun 8, 12 at 8:05pm

    Lol @ nunu