Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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A placard stating: "A charitable donation was made in each girl's vagina on behalf of my dick."
Get her a drug called CHARLIESHEEN.
Her face will melt off
How about you sleep with the mom too? Then you'll be three for three.
Arthurlux funk off
How about some birth control?
you should bang the mom too :)
watch this be from the father of the girls. you know thanking the mom for allowing the sisters to be sluts but not allowing them to become mothers
That means your sleeping with both of them ;D
I looove being on the pill
This is obviously fake, being put on birth control doesn't warrant a gift!
Just tell her it was that or only ass to mouth. She'll be happy he daughters didnt jump at that option. But then tell her they had to do that to pay you for the birth control.
No gift...birth control is MANDATORY
How about a gun and blow your fucking head off!