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  • Sportscenter *while* you fucked? Sweetie: step 1) up your game, step 2) up your standards.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 22, 12 at 2:08pm
    • ill turn off sportscenter if i get a shot at your ass...

      Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 2:15pm
      • Clearly you've overlooked step 2!

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 22, 12 at 2:26pm
        • not in the least

          Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 2:36pm
          • @keto, hedo is female. From your post yesterday I thought you preferred buttslamming moustached pillow biters?

            Submitted by porksword on Feb 22, 12 at 3:52pm
            • only when theyre female and the stache is fake.

              Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 7:23pm
              • for example... for halloween my girlfriend and i were cheech and chong. we totally did it in our full outfits. she loves it from behind. though shes not nearly as judgemental as Hedo, so i resisted the urge to slide it in the backdoor. that night. ;)

                Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 7:30pm
                • Wow! You almost convinced me that you've been with a woman......almost....

                  Submitted by porksword on Feb 22, 12 at 7:47pm
                  • how will I EVER go on living knowing that you arent convinced. :/

                    Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 8:42pm
                    • Aaaaand... For those of you playing along at home, we've come right back to the comment by cfratt in the Ginger thread above this one.

                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 22, 12 at 9:14pm
                    • Don't do anything rash! Would you be able to notice a rash through all those freckles?

                      Submitted by porksword on Feb 22, 12 at 9:45pm
          • Seriously, Keto? Today you've made yourself out to be Howdy Doody with a screen name that should be "Snivels Like Bitch"... Oh, yeah... Gotta have that!!!

            Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 22, 12 at 5:55pm
  • So he wants to watch sports while getting off? Something about watching dudes while sticking my dick in someone just seems not to be straight. just sayin

    Submitted by CajeKraze on Feb 22, 12 at 3:03pm
  • I know why Jim Rome is burning now.

    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 22, 12 at 4:12pm
  • Not to sound bitchy but if you didn't make him wear a condom it's equally your fault...

    Submitted by youdneverthinkit on Feb 22, 12 at 11:50pm
    • Your statement is bitchy and mind-numbingly stupid. Nobody actually wants the clap or deserves it just for having a pathetic version of sex.

      Submitted by godzirra on Feb 23, 12 at 1:32am
  • I would spray paint "clap boy" all over his car also. but the sports center thing is shitty why not watch the top ten due to him sucking? its only to 10 and lasts like two min..

    Submitted by goosetastic on Feb 22, 12 at 1:50pm
  • This place is suppose to be for laughs... Some people here obviously don't know how to handle it.

    Submitted by ging28 on Feb 23, 12 at 1:52am
  • my sister in law thought the clap was something that made your butt saggy and let you bootyclap like the girls on YouTube..I almost died laughing

    Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 24, 12 at 7:28am
  • Hahaha Portland! "Rip City"

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 23, 12 at 3:16am
  • OP is obviously uninformed. SportsCenter shows the same shit over and over...very slim odds he'd miss anything. She must be THAT awful a lay.

    Submitted by temeriti on Feb 23, 12 at 12:52am
  • Keep it classy, Oregon...

    Submitted by iyaoyas106 on Feb 23, 12 at 6:38am
  • that's fucking funny

    Submitted by eMac0129 on Feb 22, 12 at 11:00pm
  • I've been with my boyfriend for 5 yrs and know how important sports center is. Why is everyone bitching her out for letting him watch sportscenter?!

    Submitted by zazzles on Feb 22, 12 at 9:36pm
  • This got me scared. I am from Oregon. Hope my car is ok

    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Feb 22, 12 at 5:05pm
  • At least it's treatable! Stop being a sour puss

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Feb 22, 12 at 2:38pm
  • who the fuck still watches sports? its 2012 people, get with the times

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 22, 12 at 11:00pm
  • It turns out that no one 'claps' when they get that shot in the ass...

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 22, 12 at 1:51pm
  • The beauty about s.t.i's is you never really know who you got it from

    Submitted by triple on Feb 22, 12 at 3:01pm
  • WHORE! SERIOUSLY SO DESPERATE TO GET LAID THAT YOU WERE COOL WITH HIM NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU WHILE HE FUCKED YOU! I SAY IN A KARMIC WAY THIS WAS DESERVED FOR SELF DEGRADATION.

    Submitted by ejy1989 on Feb 22, 12 at 5:40pm
    • So she deserves to feel worthless because she initially felt so worthless that she did this? Do you, by chance, deserve to be an angry virgin because you were so angry and sexually frustrated/repressed that you wrote the above?

      Submitted by godzirra on Feb 23, 12 at 1:40am