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  • Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 22, 12 at 2:08pm

    Sportscenter *while* you fucked? Sweetie: step 1) up your game, step 2) up your standards.

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      Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 2:15pm

      ill turn off sportscenter if i get a shot at your ass...

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 22, 12 at 2:26pm

        Clearly you've overlooked step 2!

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          Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 2:36pm

          not in the least

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            Submitted by porksword on Feb 22, 12 at 3:52pm

            @keto, hedo is female. From your post yesterday I thought you preferred buttslamming moustached pillow biters?

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              Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 7:23pm

              only when theyre female and the stache is fake.

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                Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 7:30pm

                for example... for halloween my girlfriend and i were cheech and chong. we totally did it in our full outfits. she loves it from behind. though shes not nearly as judgemental as Hedo, so i resisted the urge to slide it in the backdoor. that night. ;)

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                  Submitted by porksword on Feb 22, 12 at 7:47pm

                  Wow! You almost convinced me that you've been with a woman......almost....

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                    Submitted by keto06 on Feb 22, 12 at 8:42pm

                    how will I EVER go on living knowing that you arent convinced. :/

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                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 22, 12 at 9:14pm

                      Aaaaand... For those of you playing along at home, we've come right back to the comment by cfratt in the Ginger thread above this one.

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                      Submitted by porksword on Feb 22, 12 at 9:45pm

                      Don't do anything rash! Would you be able to notice a rash through all those freckles?

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            Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 22, 12 at 5:55pm

            Seriously, Keto? Today you've made yourself out to be Howdy Doody with a screen name that should be "Snivels Like Bitch"... Oh, yeah... Gotta have that!!!

  • Submitted by CajeKraze on Feb 22, 12 at 3:03pm

    So he wants to watch sports while getting off? Something about watching dudes while sticking my dick in someone just seems not to be straight. just sayin

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    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 22, 12 at 4:12pm

    I know why Jim Rome is burning now.

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    Submitted by youdneverthinkit on Feb 22, 12 at 11:50pm

    Not to sound bitchy but if you didn't make him wear a condom it's equally your fault...

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      Submitted by godzirra on Feb 23, 12 at 1:32am

      Your statement is bitchy and mind-numbingly stupid. Nobody actually wants the clap or deserves it just for having a pathetic version of sex.

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    Submitted by goosetastic on Feb 22, 12 at 1:50pm

    I would spray paint "clap boy" all over his car also. but the sports center thing is shitty why not watch the top ten due to him sucking? its only to 10 and lasts like two min..

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    Submitted by ging28 on Feb 23, 12 at 1:52am

    This place is suppose to be for laughs... Some people here obviously don't know how to handle it.

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    Submitted by temeriti on Feb 23, 12 at 12:52am

    OP is obviously uninformed. SportsCenter shows the same shit over and over...very slim odds he'd miss anything. She must be THAT awful a lay.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 24, 12 at 7:28am

    my sister in law thought the clap was something that made your butt saggy and let you bootyclap like the girls on YouTube..I almost died laughing

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 23, 12 at 3:16am

    Hahaha Portland! "Rip City"

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    Submitted by eMac0129 on Feb 22, 12 at 11:00pm

    that's fucking funny

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    Submitted by iyaoyas106 on Feb 23, 12 at 6:38am

    Keep it classy, Oregon...

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    Submitted by zazzles on Feb 22, 12 at 9:36pm

    I've been with my boyfriend for 5 yrs and know how important sports center is. Why is everyone bitching her out for letting him watch sportscenter?!

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    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Feb 22, 12 at 5:05pm

    This got me scared. I am from Oregon. Hope my car is ok

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    Submitted by mattmac91 on Feb 22, 12 at 2:38pm

    At least it's treatable! Stop being a sour puss

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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 22, 12 at 11:00pm

    who the fuck still watches sports? its 2012 people, get with the times

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      Submitted by larphraulen on Feb 26, 12 at 2:01am

      shut up your face hipster

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 22, 12 at 1:51pm

    It turns out that no one 'claps' when they get that shot in the ass...

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    Submitted by triple on Feb 22, 12 at 3:01pm

    The beauty about s.t.i's is you never really know who you got it from

  • Submitted by ejy1989 on Feb 22, 12 at 5:40pm

    WHORE! SERIOUSLY SO DESPERATE TO GET LAID THAT YOU WERE COOL WITH HIM NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU WHILE HE FUCKED YOU! I SAY IN A KARMIC WAY THIS WAS DESERVED FOR SELF DEGRADATION.

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      Submitted by godzirra on Feb 23, 12 at 1:40am

      So she deserves to feel worthless because she initially felt so worthless that she did this? Do you, by chance, deserve to be an angry virgin because you were so angry and sexually frustrated/repressed that you wrote the above?