I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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Sportscenter *while* you fucked? Sweetie: step 1) up your game, step 2) up your standards.
ill turn off sportscenter if i get a shot at your ass...
Clearly you've overlooked step 2!
not in the least
@keto, hedo is female. From your post yesterday I thought you preferred buttslamming moustached pillow biters?
only when theyre female and the stache is fake.
for example... for halloween my girlfriend and i were cheech and chong. we totally did it in our full outfits. she loves it from behind. though shes not nearly as judgemental as Hedo, so i resisted the urge to slide it in the backdoor. that night. ;)
Wow! You almost convinced me that you've been with a woman......almost....
how will I EVER go on living knowing that you arent convinced. :/
Aaaaand... For those of you playing along at home, we've come right back to the comment by cfratt in the Ginger thread above this one.
Don't do anything rash! Would you be able to notice a rash through all those freckles?
Seriously, Keto? Today you've made yourself out to be Howdy Doody with a screen name that should be "Snivels Like Bitch"... Oh, yeah... Gotta have that!!!
So he wants to watch sports while getting off? Something about watching dudes while sticking my dick in someone just seems not to be straight. just sayin
I know why Jim Rome is burning now.
Not to sound bitchy but if you didn't make him wear a condom it's equally your fault...
Your statement is bitchy and mind-numbingly stupid. Nobody actually wants the clap or deserves it just for having a pathetic version of sex.
I would spray paint "clap boy" all over his car also. but the sports center thing is shitty why not watch the top ten due to him sucking? its only to 10 and lasts like two min..
This place is suppose to be for laughs... Some people here obviously don't know how to handle it.
my sister in law thought the clap was something that made your butt saggy and let you bootyclap like the girls on YouTube..I almost died laughing
OP is obviously uninformed. SportsCenter shows the same shit over and over...very slim odds he'd miss anything. She must be THAT awful a lay.
Hahaha Portland! "Rip City"
Keep it classy, Oregon...
that's fucking funny
I've been with my boyfriend for 5 yrs and know how important sports center is. Why is everyone bitching her out for letting him watch sportscenter?!
This got me scared. I am from Oregon. Hope my car is ok
At least it's treatable! Stop being a sour puss
who the fuck still watches sports? its 2012 people, get with the times
shut up your face hipster
It turns out that no one 'claps' when they get that shot in the ass...
The beauty about s.t.i's is you never really know who you got it from
WHORE! SERIOUSLY SO DESPERATE TO GET LAID THAT YOU WERE COOL WITH HIM NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU WHILE HE FUCKED YOU! I SAY IN A KARMIC WAY THIS WAS DESERVED FOR SELF DEGRADATION.
So she deserves to feel worthless because she initially felt so worthless that she did this? Do you, by chance, deserve to be an angry virgin because you were so angry and sexually frustrated/repressed that you wrote the above?