Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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If I were you I'd be more ashamed of wearing those stupid fucking shoes on a boat.
especially during the summer.
Once you showed your tampon string, they pushed you.
"don't my fugly boots look great with my bikini!?" Yeah, they pushed you overboard.
Why do girls think it's okay to wear snow boots in the summer, as long as it's with shorts? It's not cute. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET...whore.
... Don't worry, you threw your dignity overboard about the time you pulled the period panties aside...
Why in the hell would you show your tampon string, no class at all!!!!
Arr, it's a shame they didn't drag your ass with them to the bottom of the briney deep!
I gagged at eating a stick of butter and laughed tearfully at you falling off he boat; glad you didn't drown. Davy Jones appreciates the uggs too.
I'm not a guy, but I'm guessing that you're the type of girl that makes them shudder. My advice to you would be to stop getting drunk like that because you're a hot mess :/ Whomp whomp.
that's just fucking gross. I would have pushed your raunchy ass in too.
Well, your uggs and your dignity.
Um little know fact ugg makes flip-flops and other shoes besides boots. And I don't think boots would fall off. use ur brains.but that's some nasty shit showing your mouse tail.
not to be the Denny downer but please tell me this is fake. Gross, and then uggs boots in the summertime?! You give people who were those comfortable things a bad rep
i like how all the comments are talking about how ugly ugg boots are instead of how nasty this bitch is... but yeah they're totally hideous shoes.
No not your Uggs! :(
As should you and anybody else who buys those fuck ugly boots!