The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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god, what if he's talking about an actual shit?
That has to be a rowdy shit, its like passing a whole pineapple backwards.
Yeah I have no idea what this fucker is babbling about
I so confused
Maybe I'm just tired, what the hell does this mean?
What is this yard babbling about?
My initial thought: The first text is describing some new weed and the person in the second text has a gf that doesn't know he smokes.
Does your girlfriend tell you what to eat and wear too?
No one wants male plant anyways gotta be female for quality shit
The leaves of an aloe vera plant have spikes running along the sides. Did OP swallow a rack of ribs whole?